cock touching roach

a cockroach that happens to be sitting on one's towel when one attempts to dry one's genitals (or anus).

when the unfortunate insect comes into contact with the area in question, immediate squashage will usually result, causing the present death of the violative cockroach.

you may need to have another shower after you have come into contact with the cock touching roach.

There was a cock touching roach sitting on my towel, he is dead now.

by stiastyles June 20, 2007

touching the turtle

Female masturbation

Big Texas Hair is sitting in her cubical touching the turtle. I heard her moans and now I want to wash my ears out with bleach.

Your girlfriend looks really happy.
Yeah, we were in the other room, playing touch the turtle.

by happy_turtle July 8, 2010

treetops are touching the ground

When you become older and your chest starts to sag.

"Jeez Maybelle, my treetops used to reach for the sun and now my treetops are touching the ground."

by Becs The Secretary May 30, 2006

gay as 2 dicks touching

when something is really gay

Those pink trainers are as gay as 2 dicks touching

by migumbo October 25, 2009

touching canvas

to need a shit so bad that it almost comes out.

will you hurry up on that toilet, i'm touching canvas.

by Paul Carey August 30, 2007

touching taint

When you go deeper than balls deep.

Dude, first we just the tipped it and then I went balls deep. It got outta hand and before I knew it I was all the way touching taint!

by Ohnono December 13, 2012

Trundling

A replacement for the word Trolling in the Forums of League of Legends. a Popular Online game. Trundle is also a playable troll character in the game.

There sure are a lot of Trundles in the forums today!

Stop feeding the Trundles!

Trundling is an art. True Trundlers Trundle so well that very few people notice they are trundling in the first place.

by Mike Makoliw November 28, 2010