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The Long Haul Trucker (Fart)

A fart that travels up the entire length of one's buttcrack before "sputtering", "squealing" or going "pop, pop, pop" once it reaches the lower back. This generally occurs when in a sitting position, especially on leather or vinyl.
The Long Haul Trucker (Fart) scenario#1:"Man, I gotta fart, but there's so many people in the car.. I'll just ease one out..Uh, oh! UH OH! "Squeeeeeeeeeal, POP!" Oops.

The Long Haul Trucker (Fart)"scenario#2: "Oh my God, I've been standing here listening to my boss yammer on for 15min, and man, I totally gotta shit! I'll just squeeze my cheeks a little harder..oh no.."Slide..sputter!, sputter!, sputter!"
by CarridesthroughAZ September 5, 2012
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trickeration

trickeration means to be tricky or to trick people.
for example i used trickeration to pass by the soccor players
by david Morden November 23, 2010
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trucker slurpee

Named so because these are things truckers usually have plenty of. Any kind of cup (preferably a slurpee cup) filled with diahrrea and as much seamen can be produced or gathered (if with a group) mixed together a drank with a straw
Marc and Ryan enjoyed a trucker slurpee together after losing a bet to Matt over who was the gayest, they were both gay.
by Jankness July 27, 2008
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trucker-butt

A practice used generally by college kids involving assaulting an unsuspecting victim (usually passed out) by placing your anus over the victim's nose.
I woke up this morning with a terrible hangover and a constant shit smell. I think I was trucker-butted last night.
by TBawler March 19, 2010
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Trucker-hat-hot

An extremely hot high school or college girl who goes and ruins it by wearing a trucker hat.
"She was hella hot but then I noticed the trucker hat."
by Matt December 14, 2003
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mother trucker

Four wheel drive jeep SUVsused by overweight mothers to transport their over-indulged children to and from school
Only a Mother Trucker of her size would require a jeep
to transport a few tiny infants to their local school

A display of wealth in the choice of transportation to convey infants who should rightly be walked to school.
Mother Truckers are flaunters of new wealth in a tasteless
context
by Buck Ferry February 12, 2008
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Trucker

to truck or carry over a long distance or on rough terrain.
trucksto truck or carry over a long distance or on rough terrain.
by dcwiller March 9, 2005
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