Swiming with a typical female...in the middle of marco polo she hears a sudden shriek, as you swim towards her asshole shaping the hand into a torpedo shoving your hand up her ass...do not forget to shriek.
by steve palumbo March 6, 2008
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Get the torpedo tongue mug.Chineese torpedo is when a couple is having sexual intercorse doggystyle and then for the hell of it the man takes out the womens arms and she goes head first divng like a torpedo ;)
by qreymackq December 25, 2009
Get the chineese torpedo mug.Along with the rest of the Tri-town area, (Middleton and Boxford) it's among the most boring places to live in Massachusetts. I kid you not, small town, nothing happens, everybody knows everybody. Population like, 4 (okay more like 6,000 but whatever) Pretty much no retail or touristy attractions, only the Topsfield Fair which is the oldest fair in America and only comes once a year.
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Get the bacon torpedo mug.This occurs when I am giving Tally a rimmer and she farts in my face, but is so relaxed that she accidently shits in my mouth.
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