wank toffee

1) a salty snack
2) a display of surprise or dismay

wank toffees the salty snack
ahhhhhh wank toffee

by Deaths_rat December 5, 2007

toff

A derogatory term for the Welsh, as used by the English.

What are all those fucking toffs doing on our side of the border?

by lia March 29, 2005

Toffee Apple

Male sexual organ covered in toffee or other sweet substance

Hey Kate, do you like it better as a toffee apple?

by bonesgiles November 8, 2010

Toffifay

Awake on my airplane
awake on my airplane
my skin is bare
my skin is Theirs
awake on my airplane
awake on my airplanE
my skin is bare
my skin is theirs

I feel like an eXtra special newborn
and I feel like a newborn
awake on my airplane
awake on my airplane
I feel so real

could you Take my picture
cause I won't remember
could you take my picture
cause I won't remember
could you take my picture
cause I won't remeMber
could you take my picture
cause I won't remember - yeah

I don't believe in
I don't believe in your sanctity your prophecy
I don't believe in
I don't believe in sanctity or hypocrisy
can everyone agree that no one should be left Alone
can everyone aGree that they should not be left alone

and I feel like a newborn
and I feEl like a newborn (kicking and screaming)

could you take my picture
cause I won't remember
could you Take my picture
cause I won't remember
could yOu take my picture
cause I won't remember
could you take my picture
cause I won't remeMber - yeah

hey dad what do you think about your son now?
hey dad what do you think about your son nOw?

could you take my pictuRe
cause I won't remember
could you take my picture
cause I won't Remember
could you take my picture
cause I won't remember
could you take my picture
cause I wOn't remember
could you take my picture
cause I Won't remember – yeah

What time is it?

by Vox Acerbus February 22, 2004

Torfrita

A tortilla filled with horse semen and various mexican toppings. It is often used at donkey shows.

Oh damn, let me eat that torfrita!

by bloodvice October 15, 2009

toffee bear

one of 4 of the coolest guys in the world.

the toffee part is derived from the fact that this awesome mans skin tone resembles the colour of toffee.

the bear part is derived from the fact that he is part of an awesome bear team of hard yet incredibly cool guys. they are womanizers withsome exeptions.

see also; pombear vanilla bear and polar bear.

pomb bear: hey toffee bear have you seen vanilla bear

toffee bear: yeah man he's having sxual intercourse with that woman over there
vanilla bear: thats me done weres polar bear
toffe bear, pomb bear: dunno

by toffee bear November 15, 2009

Toffee Bullet

To grab someone round the neck with your arm in a hold, and make a fist with your free hand and rub your knuckles across their head back and forth in a scraping motion.

me - "would you like a toffee bullet?"
Friend - "mmmm yes, sounds nice"
me - proceeds to give a toffee bullet
Friend - "ooowwww!"

by Stidder December 6, 2009