topes

Darlo street slang - short for totes inappropes which is of course short for "totally inappropriate".

As in "The party was topes because people stripped their clothes off at the door."

by Cozza999 June 22, 2009

Topeka

A city of around 120,000 people and also the capital of Kansas. It is the hometown of the progressive/arena rock band of Kansas. It's tallest building is the capitol building itself, at 93 meters, followed by the Bank of America building at 16 floors/stories. It is a city of more conservative and laid-back people with stronger morals than most large cities in the Northeast.

Topeka is the capital of Kansas.

by Radical Republican. November 18, 2004

Tooted

Tooted is describing a truck is lifted in the front and squatted in the back, more commonly known as a Squatted Truck. They are the kings of the road and are usually found in that Carolinas

“James where is your rear lift?” “I don’t like that bitch, I like my shit Tooted”

by RearLiftDaGang March 19, 2020

muffin topper

Any fat, plump, chubby, chunky, or portley female that has an overflowing midsection or belly that protrudes over their waistline therefore resembling the top of a muffin that spills and rises over the base and wrapper.

Sarah is a muffin topper because her gut is showing and spilling out over her belt. Sarah was caught muffin topping because the bottom of her shirt didn't properly cover her fat belly today.

by Ralph Caraveo September 23, 2005

tooted and booted

To expel flatulence while in motion, or to flatulate while stationary and immediately disperse as to prevent people from knowing you are the farter. This occurs frequently in large crowds. Also known as a cropdust.

Toot = to fart or flatulate
Boot = to walk, or walk away

Watch out, don't go over there. I just tooted and booted."

Aww, geese, Mike totally just tooted and booted."

Those guys are so annoying. I should stroll by and toot and boot.

by TurboDream17 November 7, 2010

Topher

Topher is when a man is so hard and stiff that his penis stretches the underwear he is wearing. (Word inspired by gay porn star Topher Dimaggio)

I have such a topher right now.

by DoJoCa August 17, 2014

tooter mcshooter

the stage of a skateboard trick in which you lose control of your board and it zooms out from under your feet, this happens usually on over-waxed flatbars or steep handrails.

POP! goes the board, wham the deck slams onto the rail, woosh!! the skater loses control and the board ZOOMS from under him.

Matt L promptly states, "that was a tooter mcshooter"

by Miguel Diaz July 5, 2005