Hoot-toot

When you laugh so hard you fart 💨

Farting caused by laughing

Also known as a cackle crackle

Hoot - laugh

Toot - fart

This word was created and approved by a dad and his school aged boys due to a void in the English language to describe this specific farting scenario.

You’re welcome.

That’s so funny I’m going to hoot-toot!

by C Swift September 14, 2020

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Tit toot

A line of cocaine or other similar powder drug snorted off of a breast

Hey baby. Want a tit toot?

by satanburns August 29, 2018

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cooter toot

The Disney way of describing a pussy fart.

During sex she let out a little cooter toot.

by Datam December 9, 2016

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toot the loot

1. To ingest psychoactive drugs via intranasal inhalation.

2. To snort drugs.

Beth - Bob just came home and he has some coke.
Mary - Hell ya! Let's toot the loot!

by Gladgal April 21, 2016

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toot the turd

Toot the turd is a popular Australian car game played by tooting the car horn and waving when you spot a self conscious dog owner picking up a steaming dog turd. This unwanted attention will heighten the poo bagers embarrassment and may even result in them offering you an expressive hand gesture in response.

Max loved playing toot the turd, however the game didn’t seem quite so amusing once she had her own dog.

by Smooax September 4, 2020

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