totes motes

Totally emotional

When Justin Bieber cut his hair, I was totes motes

by Tanny_G April 26, 2011

totes aucks

Its, like , basically... living in Auckland

There's, like, no organic sourdough anywhere on Queen Street. Totes Aucks.

by Mancboy October 14, 2014

Totes Them Crumblies

Absolutely, without a doubt, yes.

Do I want to be surrounded by kittens while also being handed a million dollars? Totes them crumblies, fam.

by justtryingtomakeapointhere July 18, 2018

Wee Totey

Very small & delicate

Mia is all small, she is "teh wee totey"

by -Haed- October 2, 2007

Turd Toter

Someone that deliberately puts off taking a dump until their stomach hurts so bad and they start dotting their drawers!

That turd toter has to take a dump, but is putting it off as long as he/she can to see if they can set a record for the worlds longest turd.

by Quaigmire September 11, 2009

Toted

you have taken an exceeded amount of xanax bars

boy "i'm so toted i can't see straight"

boy "Your such a tote"

by BL0DR04LLD4Y January 12, 2011

totes

Short for "totally"

I am totes sick of working here.

by Jenn February 26, 2003