shank

used to detemine anything that is inadequate, or in more formal terms, rubbish. used in the same context and deliverance as Whack.

Example 1-
stoner 1 "man my mum just cut my allowance."
stoner 2 "you fo' real? thats shank..."

Example 2-
film geek "did you see batman begins"
friend "yer....it was shank."

by james t elroy March 5, 2007

Shanks

somone who finds a way to tear away at the foundations of a person until they want to kill the shanks, usually by coming up with gay nicknames or by being a dick. usually starts off conflicts rather then keeping them going. finds the weak person of the night, and exploits them, making it impossible to try to go against him. see Hitler.

person 1: hey guys, i sure am hungry.
shanks : wow NO WAY !!! mr. meal mr. mealalalala!!
person 1 : shanks, whats it like to kiss men?
person 2 :spadaro yeah, seriusly shanks, shut up.
shanks: wow, spadaro, whats it like to kiss men? rah!!
person 1 and 2: wow....

by pigsaw May 30, 2007

shank

an ugly whore who steals boyfriends

that girl who hooked up with my boyfriend last night that katie did not try and prevent reminds me of shank.

by lkdjhlfkda December 28, 2005

shank

Shank is a slut or something very dirty.

"That girl is such shank, I don't know why he's still dating her"

"This car is such shank, it won't even start"

by b.o.n.e July 28, 2005

SHANK

When one masturbates as he is on the toilet having a shit

formed by the blending of 'wank' and 'shit'

Ahhhh My shit was talkin that long to come out i decided to have a shank.

by Anal Ainzworth January 14, 2009

Shank

To shank someone with a homemade mexican knife

Eddie: Will I'll shank u

Will: Oh shit

by Lewisboy February 13, 2010

shank

To steal, especially with a stab-like motion. It's normally a quick, smooth motion, or one unseen. It however can loosely be applied to stealing in any form.

Ha! Shanked your apple!

by Boozzz November 2, 2010