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Beer Tits

1. Large, fleshy appendages on men who are passing towards or who have entered into middleage, where fat from the consumption of beer has accumulated on what was once pectoral muscle.

2. Calcified pectoral muscles gone to flab; closely related to "'That Old Man Needs a Bra' Syndrome".
The blind date fizzled when Sally got a gander at Chuck's beer tits.

Frank Costanza's sagging beer tits were the inspiration for the "Bro" (also known as the "mansiere") which he developed with Cosmo Kramer.
by Tummy AuGratin April 13, 2006
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Nuns Tits

To describe something as completely useless. Derived from the fact that nuns do not have children, nor do they have sex, both of which are the main functions of breasts.
'Colin, you are about as much use as a pair of nuns tits.'
by biffboy April 9, 2009
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fraggle tits

1. oddly shaped boobs with different sized nipples or two different breast sizes.

2. an expression used to insult someone who just pulled a dick move.
mary looks so hot-steve

No dude she has major fraggle tits-jeff

look from over here-jeff

ewwww-steve
by thebreastexaminer April 10, 2010
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McVittie Tits

Describes the moldy biscuity smell that emanates from an obese woman's flabby chest.
Nicky: "I can smell Biscuits"
Judy: "Mcvittie Tits is behind you.
by Hay Jude August 22, 2015
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oh tits!

an expression used during an event of important significance. Also used when exasperated. As well as in the case of what you had previously expected to take place does not. Exclaimation during a sudden realization.
oh tits!

Walking through a large crowded area
Person A - There's no way we'll make it through this...
Person B - Come on, follow me
Person A - Oh Tits! *Follows Person B*
by roflstomper November 3, 2007
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sick tits

When one or both of the female's breasts are feeling under the weather, thus resulting in violent projectile regurgitation via the nipple hole.
"Excuse me teacher... Can I please go to the bathroom? I think I have sick tits."

"Hey, why is her shirt all wet?"

"Oh, she has sick tits."
by Narrated by Morgan Freeman January 20, 2015
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pendulum tits

A pair of very large breasts that swing around during doggy-style sex.
Man, she's got some great pendulum tits!
by B.S. Insurgent September 6, 2006
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