Tissues

A suitable nickname for any boy that struggles with cope with the stresses that an average four year old girl would cope with.

Someone who crys when the going gets even a tiny little bit tough.

D: I can't handle the stress! I'm too busy!

T: STFU, Tissues. Take it like a man.

D: *sniffles*

by The _ Knowledge November 20, 2010

fuck tissues

Tissues kept in your vehicle for the sole purpose of cleaning up after sex.

Your welcome. Please don’t drip on my black seats. Grab the fuck tissues before you get off.

by JimmyRK October 20, 2018

Daddy Tissues

When dad has a grotesque amount of tissues.

My daddy has 235 packages of tissues, i call that Daddy Tissues

by Maxicat0 October 1, 2021

tissekone

A "tissekone" is the danish word for vagina.

"Oh fuck my tissekone!"

by Klamfyr March 14, 2018

Tisseypoo

Sick lad who laughs at dead goats.

tisseypoo is laughing about Charlie again.

by Boogy woogy November 13, 2019

Tissye

Tissye is a pretty pretty mean and bad bitch, who is fabulous, rich, hot af, lavish and pretty.

Tissye is the standard of fashion and dissipated

by smorae November 22, 2021

tissuephobia

A phobia of unused or used tissues or napkins to the point were you run away when someone uses one near you.

don't put that tissue near me, don't you know i have tissuephobia?

by jonpussyslayer October 12, 2023