furniture thunder

When your upstairs neighbors are rearranging their furniture at random times throughout the day, so it sounds like thunder. Sometimes people actually mistake furniture thunder, for real thunder itself.

Honey, is there a thunderstorm outside?

No, it's just furniture thunder from Eric upstairs.

by Medicus007 September 23, 2016

Thunder Sack

Thunder sack is when a man is sitting down, and blows ass so hard it rumbles his balls.

I was sitting on the couch the other day, and made a nice thunder sack.

by mr. aric burns September 29, 2011

thunder twonk

Someone who has gone beyond beyond simply being an idiot; a complete moron

Could you be more of a thunder twonk than you already are?

by Eyes of Beauty July 15, 2015

Thunder Clap

When your girl is riding you, she is going up and down on your dick and you about to nut. She comes down one last time hard as fuck and you cum and when she come down the last smack sound like a thunder strike.

When I was with my nigga last night he made me thunder clap.

by average dick jr May 21, 2016

Morning Thunder

A loud eruption of gas released from the backside in the morning.

The calm silence of the bedroom was shattered from Daisy’s morning thunder.

Dude: *sleeping*

Daisy: *farts really loudly*

Dude: *wakes up* Daisy! That stinks!

Daisy: What? I had to get it out! It’s my Morning Thunder.

Dude: *holds nose* What did you eat?!

by Anonymous1847282718181 March 8, 2020

Meat Thunder

The noise made by bumping uglies.

I hear meat thunder coming from my parents room at night.

by Josh Briggs July 28, 2003

thunder dan

To slap someone with your flacid penis

"My grandma was being really uncooprative, so I gave her the thunder dan"

by Tom Cannon March 16, 2008