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Grand Theft Auto

Grand Theft Auto (GTA) is a video game series made by Rockstar. All the installations of the game involve the player controlling a random guy whose main objective is to get big in the gang/jet set society. The series is overall good, albeit extremely overrated and touted as the “Best Game Ever” without clear foundations. GTA is designed with commerce in mind, featuring violence, cursing, whores...

All those protesters who whine about the game promoting murder and polluting the minds of children don’t know a thing of what they say. Rockstar cannot be blamed for you being too lazy to move your ass and check what your kids are doing (read, morons: Mature. The Adults rating is unnecessary).
Guy: Watchoo doing?
Me: Imma playing Metal Gear Solid 2, mate.
Guy: What’s that? Dude, play Grand Theft Auto San Andreas, it’s the shit.
Me: It's okay, but it can't stick up to MGS.
Guy You suck. Them whores are so funny...
Me: ...
by Olioliolioo October 9, 2006
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Identity theft

The art of cutting off all of someones skin and wearing it over your own. Posing as them, you can turn up at their parents house
(while wearing camerons skin - Identity Theft!)

Me: "Hey mum and dad! Look im cameron!
Them: "Wtf who are you? What do you want?"
Me: "WoOoOo but im Cameron!"
Them: "No your not, we are calling the police!"
Me: *laughing, runs off down street screaming "woo im cameron!"*
by Ge15t/Unbrednoobman January 20, 2009
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thruft

a. vb.(to thruft) The act of a fully matured Gerp emerging from the womb

b. n. A momentary lapse in brain function or temporary loss of memory
a. Watch out Clayton! That Gerp is thrufting!

b.Andrew couldn't remember the word "straw," due to a severe and sudden thruft.
by Toby Cockerton September 8, 2005
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tuftaluft

a tuftaluft is when someone shaves off all their pubic hair but leaves a small tuft to stick out of the side of their undies
dylan: WOOHOO! i've finally shaved myself a tuftaluft. i'm gonna get all the babes
by sexybeast69 March 12, 2008
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Theftinition

n. - a plagiarized (and in some cases slightly modified) definition of an original slang word.

See lol theory, definition 2, or theftinition, rather.
Dude! That guy who made the theftinition for the lol theory is a punk ass bitch! I'ma shank his ass.
by Up4Ownage January 25, 2010
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Thefter

Someone who commits theftery or thefted somthing
She is a thefter
by *& June 8, 2018
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rubbin' tufts

The act of sexual intercourse, named after the (sometimes) hairy pubic areas involved in said activity.
Joe: Holy shit, Brad... last night was amazing!

Brad: You get lucky with Sarah?

Joe: Fuck yeah, dude... we were rubbin' tufts all night long!

(Brad and Joe high-five.)
by Indiana Joe August 4, 2007
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