three-what rule

If one is unable to reasonably understand a statement uttered by someone, the listener says 'What?'.

If, a 2nd time, either due to inaudibility or a heavy, drunken, southern accent (most commonly Kaintucky), the listener is again prevented from comprehending said statement, the listener is again permitted to respond with 'What?' (or, the 2nd time only, listener may substitute 'Huh?').

BUT, if after a 3rd repeat of the same comment by the same auditor, the listener is yet unable to grasp the meaning of several strung-together, nonsensical ramblings, he/she, as pronounced by the three-what rule, is not allowed to say 'What?' again. It is rude. This time, the listener, as deemed appropriate by situation and/or circumstance, must either:

1)reply quietly with 'mmm-hmmm', accompanied by a very slight head nod.

or

2)clearly say 'NO', and shuffle off in the other direction.

Southerner: Ah'm lookin for the pawn (or porn?) shop.
Listener: What?
Southerner: Ah sayed, ah'm lookin for that there pawn (or porn??) shop.
Listner: Huh?
Southerner: Friend. This is a simple question. Where is the pawn (or porn???) shop in this here cowpoke?
Listner (as prescribed by three-what rule): No. <shuffles away disjointly>

by duffmandarrah October 11, 2005

rule of three

When asking someone about the number of sexual partners they've had MULTIPLY a woman's answer by 3, 'cause ladies don't wanna seem like the slut. When a man answers DIVIDE his number by 3 because he wants to seem like a player.

I knew Pete was really spanking the monkey at home when he said he'd been with 3 women.

by SexyDiva May 13, 2005

more than three

A verb meaning to adore someone or something. An intensified version of less than three. Also ">3".

Nerd Girl: I less than three you. *giggle*
Nerd Guy: Well I more than three you. *giggle*
Nerd Girl: Well I more than more than three you. *giggle*
Passerby: Shut the fuck up!

by wordshark May 21, 2008

three hole skier

When a woman is being penetrated orally, anally and vaginally at the same time whilst wanking two men off standing by her sides.

I was lucky enough to come home from school and witness my mum performing the three hole skier with my father and his 4 mates from the pub.

by Chris Robertson August 12, 2006

Three-timing

A step up from two-timing.

A person who's seeing three people all at once, whether it's doing the dirty or just a make-out fest.

Person#1: You think she's a hoe. See that bitch over there, she's three-timing her boyfriend and the poor dude doesn't suspect a thing.

Person#2: So she's going out with him... And another guy and another one.

Person#1: Exactly

by Wild-eyes September 7, 2010

I less than three you <3

Less than three is a common way of forming a "<3" or heart symbol. It's used very often online and even more so among social networking, or instant messaging. A mathematic solution for less than three would be:

Solve for i

-3i+9u+9>9

-3i+9u>0

i-3u<0

i<3u

Online its a common way to refer to "love" by saying I <3 you, or I less than 3 you <3, because it looks like a formed heart. <3

I less than three you <3

by Cuddles<3 October 25, 2011

three martini lunch

Alternate Definition:
A leisure lunch taken with other proffessionals for the purposes of buisness. Often with clients or coworkers. 3 martini's = 3 hours.

Modern equivlant is two martini lunch which means to have a short three martini lunch

Bob and Susan took their clients out for a three martini lunch to discuss future products releases.

by AA March 22, 2005