Rachelitis

A disease that either lasts for months or years. side effects include talking shit about others, being friends with certain people, manipulating others, and acting like Rachel in order to satisfy her. other side effects include vomiting, explosive diarrhea, and distorted thoughts. this disease can be curable or uncurable depending on the severity of the disease.

You have Rachelitis. Time for a vaccination!

by poopscoopydoodoo April 22, 2019

Rachel

This message lasts two minutes

This is for rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch
Why you took me off the mother fucking schedule with yourtriffling
Dirty white racist ass big fat bitch
Oompa loompa body ass bitch
Im comig up there and im gonna beat the fuck out of you bitch and d9nt even call the police today

"i dont like rachel"
"this is for rachel..."

by Ur mom is gay bitchessss March 8, 2020

Rachel

The most toxic girl you can ever meet. Just search up Rachel from tower of god anime. She will leave you instantly once she find a better guy. Every guy probably has been heartbroken by someone named Rachel. Avoid Rachel at all cost. She will act all innocent at the start but slowly show her devil side.

Bob: Do you think Rachel is cute?
Bobby: Yes

Next day, Rachel breaks Bobby's heart

by Rachellll Y October 6, 2020

Rachel

Rachel, a kind, funny, sweet and lovely person. When I met her I was the loneliest person I knew. Also because becuase I didn't really KNOW anyone. Rachel was there, listening to me talking to myself. And thinking to herself, "Is she mental?" Well my personal answer is yes. Yes I am mental. But Rachel never gave up on me. No matter how drunk or mental I acted. She was a loving person and best friend. She stuck by me throughout the year. Hopefully she'll remember me by 6th grade. Probably will, just my mind. But just know that whenever life destroys you and no matter how empty your heart might seem, if you have a Rachel in your life, go to her and squeeze her until she can't breath. Well, actually only a I can do that but...yeah. I'm being nice here so just....SHUT UPPPP. She helped me with my anger too! And the slow clock! And...MY MENTALNESS! JK she didn't fix that yet. She will NEVERRRRRRR fix it. It only adds to my personality. Anyway we are talking about Rachel not me. But that's not all-and what? No more space? Okay! Well maybe next time.

Guy: Hmmmmm...
Me: *evesdropping*

Guy: I wonder...hey girl in the bushes!
Me: Wat.
Guy: Is Rachel single?
Me: Yes.
Guy: YES.
Me: Oh nuh uh little boy. You ain't laying a finger on her!

Guy: Excuse me?
Me: RACHEL HE PUNCHED ME!
Rachel: *turns her head like an owl*
Rachel: *walks over*
Me: Heh heh hehhhhhhhh
Rachel: *smack*
Guy: Owwwwwwww MOMMMYYYYYYYYYYY

by _CatLuver_ April 4, 2019

Rachel

Rachel is a very nice girl, she often helps people that are in need showing compassion to other around her. It's will be a pleasure to have her around and she's also very sporty, she runs a lot and is very muscular. She's gonna top her studies and achieve something great!
Her type of guy is mostly sporty, handsome, caring and weird.

This person is so (Rachel). Pleasure to Rachel around

by Injek shun January 12, 2019

Rachel

The most wonderful person you will meet. Has very beautiful eyes and and even more prettier smile. Cares a lot about her friends and family and will do almost anything for the people closest to her. She has a dark side but only if she doesn’t like you.

Rachel is amazing

by Hey boiii January 5, 2020

rachel

rachel is a very special girl. if your name is rachel it is almost guarantied that you are one of the most beautiful girls in the world. rachel's have a smile that will light up your life, and she has the prettiest hazel eyes. you cannot help but be in awe of her because everything about her is absolutely perfect; her personality, her body, her skin. but as much as you tell her that she doesn't believe you. she is an athlete and has all the right curves, she has the best waist, and the sexiest butt ever. she gives the most amazing hugs and the feel of her hips makes you think that you floating on a cloud. she loves to joke around and have fun she gets a little crazy sometimes but it's actually really cute. you know that when you have a rachel it's pure luck that she is with you.

guy-"dude!! i just got a RACHEL!"
guy's friend-"tf? what is she doing with you??"
guy-"idk man, but i am never going to let her get away!"

by imgonehunting November 13, 2020