A skinny guy, pretty tall, really hot and has a god sized dick, guys want to be friends with and and girls go head-over-heels for him. Does have anger issues but is an amazing em-path underneath, if you has him as a friend/boyfriend, treasure him because he may be annoying, but goddamn does he love people.
by Some Random Racist November 14, 2022
Theo is known to be gayer than the old men who work for the church who touch little boys after Sunday School, AKA priest, also about the same as the Greeks who would have orgies for 17 days long with only little boys thank you named Theo, Theodore, Theophilus, little theo.
Isn't little theo cute with his bloody asshole.
by The one and only JC May 22, 2022
Theo is Greek for God oh, but just like the Greeks the only reason anybody believes in God it is because they are old men who just want to touch little boys after church. Search did the Romans and the Greeks in there try sexual orgies they would do four days on on and only sustaining their life with boiled quail eggs and curdled pig fat. They also like to lick the Cooter of fat women. Sorry not Cooter butthole.
by The one and only JC May 22, 2022
by KALLA BLOM March 22, 2021
tiniest dick ever don't believe the greek meaning. (usually friends with big dick men so don't be fooled) the god meaning is really referring to his fortnite ability.
Girl: did u hear about Samantha and Theo
Girl 2: yeah, i heard she broke up with him bc of his small penis
Girl 2: yeah, i heard she broke up with him bc of his small penis
by ballmama January 11, 2022
many might believe that Theo means god in greek but that is not true. Theo is short for Theodor which essentially is the person who offers god gifts
Hi Theo you’re really cute. I know your name doesn’t mean god. I happen to be extremely educated. Your super sized dixk can still serve me well…
by greedysurvey April 16, 2022
The name Theo means “God’s gift” and has Greek and German origin. Theo is a spiritual, kind, and selfless man. He also puts other’s feelings first. Theo can be sensitive, but he just isn’t afraid to express his feelings. He is very idealistic, and can get lost in imagination. Theos have an ability to bring people together and play the mediator as they find middle ground for disputes.
Theo can be a nickname for Theodore or Theodorus.
Theo can be a nickname for Theodore or Theodorus.
Theo is my favorite person ever, he is so kind and helps me out whenever I get myself into a bad situation.
by Apricity.Sage November 25, 2021