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Tina Fey-cial

When you cum on someone's face, and the cum extends from the corner of the mouth to the ear. Thus, resembling Tina Fey's scar.
Troy: "I was trying to cum in her mouth, but I missed!" Rick: "Where did it go?" Troy:"I gave her the Tina Fey-cial!"
by rockdr October 21, 2009
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Tina or tommy turbine

when a guy takes a girl/guy's head while she is giving him head and shakes her head in a clockwise way.
that girl was not giving me the knowledge that i wanted. so i gave he ass a Tina or tommy turbine!

he said that he does not like to eating out girls. so, i shove his face in my pussy and made him eat it. and for good measure,i gave him a tommy or tina turbine.
by trubakersdozen January 17, 2010
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Like Ike Loved Tina

A way of expressing an intent to harm someone or something later, usually with a fist, stomp, or open handed slap, much like Ike Turner beat Tina.

Is always applied when there's a mike stand, bad costumes, or crying singers involved.
Yeah, that bitch doesn't know I saw her giving Tom hand relief at the New Year's Party. I'm a love that bitch like Ike loved Tina when she gets home!
by Theloniuos Phunk January 3, 2009
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Tina! You fat lard!

Tina is an iconic name. You call someone or something this when it doesn't eat their tater tots, casserole, and ham.
by Drake S March 16, 2020
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The jimmy and tina walk

A silly walk expressed by usually boyfriend and girlfriend in which they walk while hugging each other. Very often occuring at wonderland.
They ran into a lady because they couldn't look where they were going while doing the jimmy and tina walk.
by Cwils12 July 16, 2009
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Tina come get some ham

When you want the fat lard to come get some dinner. You invite Tina to get some ham, hoping she will gratefully accept the invitation.
Luke: "Hey Tina come get some ham!"
Tina: " mmmm... ham, I am a fat lard."
by JohnnyEye January 24, 2018
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Tina

Tina is a SUCCUBUS!. She doesn't kill right away she will slowly drain your blood and keep you in this weakened state for as long as possible while she seeks out her next target, it could be quite awhile for she is a very picky predator. When she finds her next victim she will not only finish draining your blood she will empty your bank account and devour your very soul ensuring eternal youth and beauty. She is very clever and has been doing this a long time, she never makes a mistake she moves with a purpose every thought, every action, every inaction has meaning behind it. To her countless victims it seemed as if she knew the future, resistance was futile they could not comprehend just how unlucky they were for she is not only a spawn of Satan she is also witch that can see the future.
MAN 1; Over the past 2 weeks TOM has been getting worse, he looks like shit now. Hes so weak I hope he dont have some new covid strain. I can't even get ahold of him now ever since TINA moved in with him, I think she might be a SUCCUBUS!! or a REVERSE VAMPIRE!!
MAN 2; Don't be stupid, everyone knows covid is over!!
by Smokedout6384 February 1, 2025
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