Mostly used in reference with anime characters of typically traditional feminine traits, specifically wearing the clothing apparel known as skirts. This term implies that no one knows what is under the skirt and whatever is under the skirt is the observer's choice, implying the aforementioned anime character might be a femboy or an actual girl, or perhaps an all devouring eldritch being. This term was arguably first used by semi-popular American/Serbian YouTuber LivingIronicallyInEurope, in reference to his YouTube account's PFP.
John: Man, hentai's so confusing nowadays, you never know who's a girl and who's a boy.
Rohn: I know, everyone's wearing a Schrödinger's skirt.
Rohn: I know, everyone's wearing a Schrödinger's skirt.
by DrinksVodkaWatchesWolfsburg February 17, 2022
Get the Schrödinger's Skirtmug. by TheSkirtBandit November 4, 2018
Get the skirt banditmug. female who likes acting ridiculously all the time and using phrases like "sounds like a plan stan' or okie dokie artichokie. also applies to men
by respectablegoofyskirt September 10, 2010
Get the goofy skirtmug. Guy 1- The girl says she's a pit bull in a skirt, but she kind of looks like a poodle to me.
Guy 2-I know you're thinking that she is funny looking, but don't underestimate what she will do to prove she is not one of the poodles! She thinks you're disrespectful and wants to fight you now for thinking she looks like a poodle in a skirt.
Guy 2-I know you're thinking that she is funny looking, but don't underestimate what she will do to prove she is not one of the poodles! She thinks you're disrespectful and wants to fight you now for thinking she looks like a poodle in a skirt.
by Solid Mantis June 24, 2019
Get the Poodle in a skirtmug. Skirting boards can cause excitement when seen and cause episodes of skeng.
Jay Swingler gets excited by skirting boards.
Jay Swingler gets excited by skirting boards.
by Polkovnik Blyatski October 4, 2019
Get the Skirting Boardmug. The act of going up behind a woman or girl wearing a skirt, and promptly cutting that skirt apart to reveal the woman or girls undergarments. This is usually done with scissors, a knife, or even by hand mostly to sleeping girls. It is seen in some Japanese molestation pornography.
by Fumuru February 15, 2020
Get the skirt shankmug. The Female Genitalia
by Juan de los Toros February 19, 2003
Get the Skirt Steakmug.