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Resume Roulette

The grown up game you play when you're pissed off at how things are going at your job and you start aimlessly shooting your resume out to other companies by way of Indeed and LinkedIn apps.
Haley shut her office door and said quietly "I don't get paid enough to deal with this shit." Then she sat down in her chair, pulled out her cell phone and jumped on Indeed for a quick game of Resume Roulette.
by HtotheWebb September 9, 2023
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Father roulette

You and all of your friends get together with a girl, jerk off into a cup, and then use a turkey baster to insert the cum in her vagina
You coming to the party? We are gonna play father roulette!
by Doctor puss slayer March 11, 2021
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Serbian Roulette

A dangerous and deadly game which emerged in 1990s Serbia, repopularized by TikTok and Instagram.

The driver is challenged to drive a certain distance on a busy road or highway in the opposite direction of traffic, as fast as they can. At night, the driver is additionally challenged to drive with no lights on.
Damn, I missed my turn!
-Well, I hope you like Serbian Roulette.
by sremacc September 4, 2023
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Matchmaking Roulette

In an Xboxlive game with a Matchmaking system, and you enter with one more person that a team can hold, Its a game of roulette on who is on the other team.
GUY 1-"Ok, guys. Theres 5 of us going into a 4v4 playlist. Someone is going to be on the other team."

Later-

Guy 2- "NO! I've fallen prey to that old matchmaking roulette."
by ImperialCody May 21, 2010
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Burrito roulette

that moment when your not sure which end of the burrito to bite into. one side is full of tomatoes and cilantro the other delicious meat, rice, guacomole, and sour cream
shit i just lost burrito roulette i hate when this happens
by mtb44 August 29, 2010
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rainout roulette

A common pipeliner term. It Is when you go out drinking heavily know it’s gonna rain the next day hoping to be called or texted while out or early in the morning to be told your rained out
Joe: Alrighty who’s playing rainout roulette with us tonight. Cody: the last time we played the house won and we came straight from the bar to work and slept for two hours in ours trucks and had to work the entire day drunk/ hungover.
by Pipeliner798 December 17, 2019
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Bologna Roulette

A situation when an individual risks their health and welfare in hopes of quell hunger pangs with bologna that has expired. This instance can be used for other food items other than bologna (i.e. tuna fish, roast beef, chicken, etc.)
1. Steve: Damn, Cory's been in the bathroom a long time, is he going to be ok? Brian: Nah son, Cory just lost in a game of bologna roulette.

2. Pat, after being unemployed for nearly 5 weeks, decided to play some bologna roulette.
by ThatsFliptacular July 25, 2011
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