A cunt's picnic

A gathering of cunts.

Q: "You fancy going to that wellness festival on Walthamstow Marshes?

A: "No, looks like a cunt's picnic."

Can be abbreviated to "picnic".

Q: "Idles are playing at that wellness festival on Walthamstow Marshes, you fancy it?"
A: "No, looks like an absolute picnic."

by HaroldTheIronMonger October 20, 2023

rainy picnic

We grew up being told we were special and thinking we could be anything we wanted. Rainy Picnic is what was supposed to be an amazing plan on which you put so many expectations and motivation and for some reason -that has or not anything to do with you- turns out to be a total fiasco. Just like life.

- I love you.
- Thank you.
- I mean it, I love you so much.
- Thank you very much.

... my life is so Rainy Picnic :(

by alexphil August 31, 2018

Prison yard picnic

Grown men having sex

Jimmy is having a prison yard picnic with that other dude

by Boredperson134132 May 30, 2018

Chinese Picnic

An ulterior motive carried out in a very friendly, kind, or caring manner, and one that is never revealed.

Are you sure we're only going to REI to return your hiking shoes? You're not taking me on a Chinese picnic to buy a new tent are you?!

by On the plod October 10, 2017

Picnic Bags

The breasts of a woman who is lactating and/or breastfeeding

Look at milf with the baby stroller- she has the biggest picnic bags I have ever seen!

by juliejunkyard December 15, 2010

French Picnic

To give or receive oral sex in a beautiful outdoor setting.

My wife and I enjoyed a French Picnic on a empty Caribbean beach.

by shniggs September 14, 2015

shots picnic

Drinking outside before sundown

Man, it's been a rough week... Let's have a shots picnic!

by picnicker12 January 19, 2010