papa express

A 5:30 am cycling ride for fathers who can no longer enjoy the luxury and flexibility of a child free lifestyle.

I have to do the Papa Express tomorrow to palmetto and be back by 8ish, in time to get breakfast ready for my boys so my sick wife can stay in bed.

by Papa4life November 6, 2017

Bipolar Express

A term used to describe child development classes in high school

"Did you see that train-wreck in child development today?"
"Yeah, Talk about the Bipolar Express"

by Once Upon a Lemon December 16, 2016

Galaxial Express

Shipping for Galaxial Distances.

The Galaxial Express said it's about 3 days for delivery, but the price is high! I don't even know how expensive warp fuel is!

by SackbotNinja03 November 6, 2021

tuberculosis express

A plane ride where the other passengers are hacking their brains out

I couldn't wait to get off the tuberculosis express, fucking disgusting ass coughers

by Boozyman September 9, 2018

hell express

A fast track to hell!a one way ticket to hell! Taking the express train to hell! Going to hell at an accelerated rate!

Bad people who don’t ask gods forgiveness might as well be on hell express!

by Princesslouise December 31, 2017

Shoelace Express

1)The means of transportation used when walking somewhere. Often utilized after a night of partying when you don't have a ride or feel like calling an Uber or cab.

2) The oldest and most reliable form of transportation known to man.

"Hey we're about to head out. Need a ride? No thanks, I'm staying for a bit. "How are you getting home?" "The Shoelace Express!"

"My car's gonna be in the shop for the rest of the week. I guess I'm taking the Shoelace Express until it's fixed!"

by I like cheez-it June 26, 2022

Toledo Express

A sexual act involving a fetish for eating the unwashed ass of a partner dressed as Corporal Klinger from the 1970's television show "MASH" culminating with the receiver of the ass eating defecating in the mouth of the ass eater. This is known as catching the Mud Hen.

Colonel Potter returned from his service in Korea with a strange new sexual obsession called a Toledo Express.

by Producer Gavin November 14, 2020