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The Taser

The Taser is basically a modification to The Shocker. The twist being, before applying two in the pink and one in the stink, you chew your fingernails so they are rough and jagged generating additional - taser like shock to the shocker. Alternate spelling Tazer.
Just to give her a little more surprise I carefully gnawed my fingernails into jagged points, to give her .... The Taser.
by Rohlfy May 26, 2004
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The Tap Game

A very simple, yet amazingly fun game in which you, and bunch of your buddies open up a high school yearbook, and in a circular-fashion, each selects a girl in the book, and asks himself the question, "Would you tap that?" The person then reveals to the group if he would have sexual intercourse with that girl. Play passes to the left. Disagreements over particular "chicks" often lead to discussion and debate, which further adds to the entertainment.
Johnny- Let's see, Betty Sue...she has amazing tits so yeah, I would tap that.

Billy- Yeah, but Betty Sue is as ugly as shit. Mary Ann, on the other hand, is fucking gorgeous. I would most certainly tap that.

Vladimir- Isn't the tap game amazing?
by WhoamIdontknow August 2, 2008
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the taken king

A stupid hammerhead shark in the game Destiny; commonly referred to as, Oryx
Damnit! the Taken King killed me again!
by Tbolf247 June 20, 2016
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Sheila the Tank

A talking tank on the popular internet series Red Vs. Blue. She is on the blue team and has a mind of her own. Her friends are Caboose (a little more than a friend) and Lopez, the Spanish Robot.
Caboose- Why are there five pedels for four directions?
Sheila- Target locked
Caboose- Thats not a target, that's Church...Oh
Church- What? Oh Shit---
Sheila- Firing main cannon....BOOM!
Tucker- You shot Church you Team-killing-fucktard!!!

Sheila the Tank
by Claytonio Boudalaire May 20, 2008
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The Tallis

A phrase used to describe the action of sucking a female nipple.
Louis: I went home with this girl last night.

Me: Did you give her the Tallis?

Louis: Hell yeah I did.
by Little_swing_big_ding December 22, 2018
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Spin the Taylor

A game, usually played with a group of men and women, perhaps in addition to or after drinking, that involves spinning a Taylor in turn, and the person who the Taylor stops spinning on must kiss the person who spun it. Taylor may make up any further rules.
Hey, let's play Spin the Taylor! Crazy stuff!
by squwid March 6, 2017
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shake the table

The act of causing conversation or starting drama.
Kira told everyone that Derek and Raya have been secretly dating! She loves to shake the table!
by septembereighth September 21, 2018
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