status-dj

A person who, short of actually growing a big enough pair of bollocks to dj in real life, instead bombards his facebook compatriots' newsfeeds with status update after status update containing a youtube link to some sort of irritating (or, on rare occasions, top drawer) music video. The said status updates more than always usually contain the simple utterance, 'tuuuuuuuuuune'.

After a successful day at the office Dan's friend calls him: 'Oh my days, Dan, you're totally the best status-dj evaaar! COMPLETELY forgot how good Wham are! LAST CHRISTMAS - what a tcha-huuuuuuuuune! Fucking bare love for George Michael right now, ha!'

by troylegarcon October 24, 2011

status poser

One who embellishes or even fakes a FaceBook status, to make their lives seem so much more interesting than it really is.

Did you see what Jake posted on FaceBook? We didn't get VIP seating to an exclusive club! We were seated near a window in a pub! He's so dramatic!!!! What a "Status Poser!"

Jessica the "Status Poser" is at it again! No guy gave up his umbrella to her, because he thought she was too beautiful to get wet! Give me a break, this is New York City. Nobody cares!!!!

by SSang October 25, 2014

Statue of Cellberty

The act of holding your cell phone up above your head to get better reception. While doing so, one looks like they are holding the torch as Lady Liberty does.

If you perform the Statue of Cellberty in the basement office, you may be able to send that important text

by babarrackass April 24, 2011

Marti Status

Getting drunk

Marti was all Marti status last night he was eating his burrito with his eyes closed

by scammer greens April 27, 2021

Status tweet

When someone uses a hashtag on facebook, much to the annoyance of his/her friends. Usually results in unfriending of the person and or burning down of their house.

Facebook:

Fernando: Just got my license! #elated

Alejandro: stfu. Status tweets are not allowed.

by Mr.applesauce October 24, 2012

status baiting

When someone creates a status that is very important, but equally vague to force people to generate focus on the status creator.

Status creator: "In the ER!"
Responders: "What's going on?" "Are you ok?" "Call me if you need me!" "Please let us know whats happening?"

Scott like to spend his evening status baiting his friends to add value to his life.

by Circusbrain July 21, 2014

status worthy

When you have such a great moment that you have to post a status on facebook instead of twitter.

Fernando: Bomb, I just got an A on my test!
Alejandro: Cool bro, you should tweet "Just got an A on my test #intelligence"

Fernando: Nah, this is too cool for twitter. It's status worthy

by Mr.applesauce October 24, 2012