Neg Flex

Short for negative flexing.

Boasting competitively about how terrible your experience was.

Person A: "Oh man, I drank so much last night"

Person B: "Well I drank so much, I can't remember a thing and I'm pretty sure I threw up on my Mum."

Person A: "Dude, why you have to neg flex right now?"

by Odear April 7, 2019

negative headcount

Another aspect of negative headcount is when an employee is so toxic that other employees leave in order to get away from them.

Adam was so old school he was constantly making misogynistic and racist statements. That's the primary reason Eve gave for leaving. So Adam is a -1 negative headcount.

by S1KRR March 16, 2017

Negative Rizz

When you can't talk to girls

Drylan has negative rizz they way he fumbles all his girls

by Atypical_Person May 3, 2023

Neg Kelly

A fat person neg Kelly- big belly

“Seen that fella over there lad”

“Hahaha arrrr he’s neg Kelly him watttt”

by R kid mixer man September 23, 2023

Negative Six

When someone is six feet under, another way to say they are dead.

Jay went negative six after he ripped his plug

by trapstick March 17, 2021

negative 60

Negative 60 is when you get an embarrassing score playing cards

Hey Marshall I heard you got a negative 60

by anonymous May 19, 2022

Negative Curfew

A set time at which an individual must not leave a social event before.

Used when someone is known to often go home very early at organised social events.

Usually secured by some kind of agreement involving a penalty if broken.

“Why’s Gareth still at this party, he’s usually got a lift home from Liam by 8pm hasn’t he?”

“Nah bro, he’s got a negative curfew with the group chat. Otherwise he’ll be in bed by 8:30 and he’ll regret it in the morning.”

by LKilby April 15, 2022