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Triple Jew

A fair amount worse than double jew, but not nearly as insulting as quadruple grand wizard jew.

Best defined as one who features all the unfortunate symptoms of jew simultaneously.
Billy: "I'm pretty sure you could fit the amount you're tipping in your nose."
Josh: "You don't need to give more than 3% on tuesdays!"
Billy: "You're such a triple jew."
by The 252 February 7, 2010
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Jew Roll

Opposite of Italian or Afro Roll - Wad of $100s with a $1 on the outside.
Rosenburg put the small bills on top of his bank roll so he could buy a kosher dog on his way through brooklyn without getting robbed.
by Ayin March 30, 2005
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silver jew

1.a Jewish person with blonde hair
2.namesake of a contemporary folk/rock outift lead by David Berman known for their poetic lyrics
"Does Rebekkah dye her hair blonde?" "No, she's a real Silver Jew."
by Peter80595689 May 9, 2006
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jew canoe

Honey, lets take the jew canoe to the bagel shop!
by Alexander Papsmear February 4, 2005
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Jew Bag

A praise given to a Jew after he/she does something awesome,holy, or sacred.
Ben you are a Jew Bag! Here, let me buy you Night Owl Cookies tonight:)
by SugarShot April 28, 2009
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Movie Jew

Not a real Jew, just plays one in the movies. Sometimes directors need an actor whom the audience will immediately recognize as Jewish, but isn't in real life, because, hey, who doesn't like to discriminate where it counts?
Ben Kingsley is the biggest Movie Jew I've ever seen. John Turturro is a close second.
by hipsterjew April 1, 2010
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vagina jew

A woman that is being stingy giving up the pussy.
That chick at the club last night was being a vagina Jew.
by Vashardsky May 21, 2017
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