Berni is the one person in life that truly deserves love, she's the one person who is worth the wait, she is the perfect example of a goddess. Berni is beyond gorgeous, with her soft lips, calm warm dark eyes, soft hair, and prominent cheekbones, she is beauty incarnate. She's so beyond the word beautiful, this definition doesn't even give her justice. Berni is the perfect example of the perfect girl, who is just as beautiful inside as she is on the outside. She knows how to be sassy, and if you get her mad, she can beat the living shit out of you if she really wanted to; she is the meaning of perfection. The whole world couldn't be traded for an Berni, she's too valuable.
by Youknowwhosthere November 24, 2021
Get the Bernimug. by Fsd002 March 30, 2023
Get the Bernie Bankmug. If Bert and Ernie's bastard son had a baby with Fabio and Iggy Pop's bastard love-child, it would look and sound like my neighbor.
by ChocolateRainIceCreamCone September 27, 2018
Get the Bernie Fabricciomug. by BIGPPSQUAD November 30, 2021
Get the Berniemug. Financially, economically, culturally and socially insulated from the disastrous social and economic impacts of Biden's policies
by Sexydimma August 6, 2022
Get the bundled like Berniemug. Hoodlum: Hey Jack, pull out the wallet or I'll blast yo' old ass!
Old Guy: Look son, Bernie Madoff beat you to it...
Hoodlum: Damn...
Person #1: Did you hear about Jimmy pulling a Berine last night?
Person #2: So...did he pull a bernie?
Person #3: He tried to jack an old dude, but Bernie Madoff already jacked his ass!
Old Guy: Look son, Bernie Madoff beat you to it...
Hoodlum: Damn...
Person #1: Did you hear about Jimmy pulling a Berine last night?
Person #2: So...did he pull a bernie?
Person #3: He tried to jack an old dude, but Bernie Madoff already jacked his ass!
by YatM July 24, 2009
Get the Pull a Berniemug. by Skucke November 11, 2020
Get the bernie browniesmug.