shit bands

The plural for a band that makes bad music

Nickelback. Sounds like a bunch of guys with IVFs in their arms and flowers in their hair, pulling one last tune out of their asses before they get executed by baboons on some weird island. This is one of many shit bands.

by Annaisjesus December 8, 2007

Rock Band

n. A game played non-stop by all who purchase it. This game consists of drums, guitar, and a mic. People play all of these insturaments to pre-recorded versions of song.

"Craig, Paul , Dennis, Caroline and I played Rock band for 12 hours the other day"

by Snuzzel Umpkin April 3, 2008

Marching Band

A way of life, consisting of a family (your section), an extended family, (the rest of the band), one or more gods (the directors), and a hell of a lot of fun.

One bando says, "You know, I actually DO have a life outside of band." The others look at him, look at each other, then one screams "Blasphemer!" and they all chase the rogue out of the bandroom.

by Duckgal August 24, 2005

Band kid

That one school that repeats annoying memes over and over again. It doesn't just refer to band playing kids.

Band kid: bruh, pewdiepie said i have small pp, well i still have big brain. multiintelectuality go brrrrrr
Normal person: shut the fuck up

by keptndislllsuon December 19, 2020

band trash

A word typically used to describe a fangirl/fanboy who is obsessed with a band.

Jayden: I'm such band trash, I listen to Panic! at the Disco every day!

by MyChemicalPsycho December 3, 2016

Band of Theseus

A band whose current lineup contains none of it's original members. Named after the Ship of Theseus.

In Flames should have renamed themselves Band of Theseus after Jesper left, he was their last original member!

by Ganondox April 13, 2019

normal bands

Comes in one shape, one size, and is fun for everyone!

It's like a silly band, only normal, and not shaped as animals..And is one color. And is a mild-circle!

Dude, how've you been? NORMAL BANDS!
Good. NORMAL BANDS!

by DecipleofSheeran October 21, 2010