Amazon

A platform for online shopping

Let me order socks off of Amazon.

by Winniespooh March 29, 2023

Anxiety Amazon-ing

When you're not prepared and you're not in control, so you just keep ordering things that *might* help.

I've been anxiety Amazon-ing every time I think about baby coming home.

by Beth X October 10, 2018

Amazon Threesome

A threesome involving three women. Bonus points if they are all tall and muscular.

"Change the subject Stan."

"I don't know why you're so opposed to it. I wanna see an Amazon Threesome live, is that so wrong?"

"They're my sisters Stan!"

by Sassy Sass April 18, 2015

Amazon punk

Punk who uses fast fashion for all their clothes
Usually became punk in around 2020 - 2021
Is mean to or judges other alternative people for no reason

"They are an amazon punk, Half their clothes are sold on amazon"

by Sir_DayDream February 13, 2022

Amazon Fever

The same thing as yellow fever or jungle fever.Having A sexual fetish of South American women or men.Same can be applied to mexicans.

Guy:I only like brazilians with green eyes and that live in the jungles of the amazon
Guy 2:Dude youve got the amazon fever.

by PrincessBLARITY December 13, 2016

Amazon Peacock

A Dusty Dildo tainted with the blood, sweat, and tears of an Amazon worker; most commonly referred to as an "Amazon Peak Cock". Amazon Peacocks are often used as a way of knowing whether or not you still have your job during peak season as an Amazon employee.

Hey bro, you get fired, or did you get your Amazon Peacock from a manager?

by TheShrewd October 20, 2020

Amazon Milk Frog

A type of arboreal frog native to the Amazon Rainforest that looks like he has a lil suit

Amazon Milk Frogs make great starter pets. Also, f r o g.

by gobeldigook August 22, 2023