Angry Badger

To pull out female partners pubic and/or anul hair with teeth.

I gave Linda an angry badger last nite and im still pulling hair out of my teeth two days later.

Barbera was considered to fat to find an angry badger pleasurable

by mazdainator September 09, 2007

kiss of the badger

the act of allowing oneself to go flaccid during anal sex and urinating in your partner's rectum

Daniel gave Cobra Kai the kiss of the badger last thursday when he peed in their butt on the national mall

by kotb September 18, 2007

Twat Badger

A really nasty, annoying, or stupid person. A combination of twat and badger. So it could be either a sex pest, or female genitalia twice over for emphasis.

<Driving. Cut up by some idiot>
You twat badger!

by Simonster June 08, 2006

Vagina Badger

Someone that who has easy access to vagina.

Eric Sundell you really are quite the vagina badger!

by Esundell June 09, 2009

gash badger

A person, or persons (usually male) who bother (usually with crude suggestions or general vulgarities) gash.

Man: Can I have a go with your gash?
Woman: No
Man: Oh go on...?
Woman: Stop annoying me you vile, perverted gash badger.

by Si Phillis August 07, 2006

Badger Leap

The act of leaping over 4 full rows of seats in a van to grab a bare breast while driving down the freeway!

Teal performed a flawless badger leap while in Fairbanks!

by JDash January 22, 2009

vadge badgers

1. a common vagina badger usually taking refuge in one's muff hair; notorious for vagina rippage.

"Oh, bejesus, I think I caught a vadge badger!"
"Once vadge badgers have control of the general area, they start chomping away at the clitorus, etc."

by HQ Tenenbaum Associates October 05, 2005