Danger Shit

The art of needing to nip out and give a birth to a brown trout in a place where you may get caught for example in a public place like such as the middle of mc donalds

I was dieing to release a brown trout the other day whilst out shopping so i hid behind a table in mc donalds and had a danger shit it was great

by KingGimp January 3, 2009

Danger Fart

1. A danger fart is effectively the same as Shart but sounds a hell of a lot cooler.

2. Trying to let out a fart, but realizing your dangerously close to letting out a little bit more.

*Pulls face and strains to fart, but stops abruptly*

Tomo: Is that gonna be silent but violent?
Sam: Nah, just a danger fart!

by muelman May 20, 2011

Danger Kitten

A stuck up whore who needs to get a new view on the world.

Baron Samedi: Danger Kitten is mad because her boyfriend took her makeup and finger painting supplies

by Antz0r September 30, 2005

danger wank

The act of having a wank, and calling your mum just before coming. Then coming, and cleaning up before she walks into your room.

Ray: Alright kiddo, what'd you do last night?
Steve: I thought I'd have a danger wank, but I didn't clean up in time, and my mum saw my todger..

by GrungeMonkey April 18, 2006

Dangerous Dave

The Name given to your average shy and timid person after they have consumed several alcoholic beverages, and the ensuing carnage that follows shortly for the rest of the night out.

Guy 1: Hey dangerous Dave! Hows it going?

Guy 2: What? that's not my name.

Guy 1: Oh sorry I forgot your sober now.

by Dangerous Daved July 5, 2011

Danger Angel

An attractive girl with serious issues.

"What are you doing with that danger angel? Just fuck her and be done with her."

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Danger Douche

A nickname for really likable person, not an annoying sidekick whom no one likes; that'd be awful. Who'd write a definition like that? But seriously, a real bad ass, well liked by all, whose contributions to his or her friend group are innumerable.

Baked Goods: Squinty, can you do me a favor?

Squinty: Make Danger Douche do it.

by Squinty January 11, 2009