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Salad tender

Someone who doesn’t wanna be called a salad tosser
by Flashkk October 4, 2020
mugGet the Salad tendermug.
the legendary spell casted by the great GANDOLF GABE born in the fires of eon worked through pain in the forge upon finding the legendary chicken tender he became undieingly powerfull and casted his first spell while running under the burning brick roof of the forges tunnels he said slowley triangle isosceles circle chicken tenders avocado instintly disppering never to be seen again exept by his grandma he likes her cooking.
oh yea take this spell triangle isosceles circle chicken tenders avocado. (+5 damage)
by ya boi V sauce October 15, 2018
mugGet the triangle isosceles circle chicken tenders avocadomug.
When a girl (or whomever) is disappointed to find her man has a small penis.
“I hooked up with Patrick last night. Got four tenders in my six piece.”
by B1G JON August 29, 2019
mugGet the Four tenders in my six piecemug.

Boot Tender

An inmate who is a frequent victim of sexual assault and employs the strategy of keeping a larger more dominant violent inmate's boots in their cell, to display ownership—or the illusion of ownership—in an attempt to establish protection by said dominant inmate.
Charlie, if you don’t want to be called a boot tender, stand up for your self. I have never met a more natural submissive.
by “El” Ron Hubbard February 24, 2025
mugGet the Boot Tendermug.

Tenderized meat

To beat your meat so hard so often it becomes an odd texture and the cum is chunkier than ever.
Man, I got Tenderized Meat last night!
by Femboy Forklifter August 27, 2023
mugGet the Tenderized meatmug.

bar tender

(n.) a granola bar, preferably eaten with friends
by blobyblobfish14 January 2, 2024
mugGet the bar tendermug.

tender

a tender is the satus of having a bender; two or usually three days of pure brain cell annihilation, for ten days
"sup cunt, what are you and the boys doing for exactly the next ten days?"
"hey fuck face, me and the boys are having a tender, cunt"
by hugh mungus 69696969 May 30, 2018
mugGet the tendermug.

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