memphis meat tenderizer

When a man places his erect penis on a solid surface, typically a counter top, and his lover repeatedly slams their forhead on the engorged member until said member is flaccid. Also used to treat erections lasting more than four hours.

I popped a viagra and my dick was still hard four hours later, and thank the lord my tranny girlfriend knew of the memphis meat tenderizer, therefore avoiding a trip to the emergency room!

by savages April 16, 2014

Tenaia

A beautiful rainbow coloured rare species of cat.

"omfg dude look, a walking rainbow"
"no dude, thats a tenaia."

by starhearttriangle September 10, 2011

tender dick

One who plays the scrum half position (rugby) as though he/she is afraid, incompetent, or generally unreliable.

That Green-side scrum half was a straight up tender dick.

by jiggisland May 26, 2011

chicken tender

a girl who is under the age of 18 but looks of that to be older. a.k.a. jailbait.

check out that chicken tender. she's fucking fine but fuck her and you'll get time!

by andy sanchez October 7, 2004

Teaner

1.75 grams of a drug, or half of an 8 ball. Not just cocaine, a teaner can also refer to meth.

I just picked up a teaner from Jeff but I wish I could have bought a whole ball.

by babycakes253 February 21, 2011

Tena lady

A disposable pad for protecting your underpants from uncontrollable urine leakage (incontinence)

Girl 1: I p*ss myself when I laugh.
Girl 2: You should wear a Tena Lady pad.

by LittleLaura April 13, 2006

Meat Tenderizer

a female who makes all males around her soften their meat

"damn did you see that girls rolls"
"yeh she was a meat tenderizer"

by Justin Sheridan December 28, 2005