When you go to kiss someone for the first time but they dont know that you have a chickie tendie under your tounge.
“Dude Samantha and I made out tonight.”
“Oh yeah? How was it?”
She dumped me after I gave her the ol’ Tendie Suprise.”
“Oh yeah? How was it?”
She dumped me after I gave her the ol’ Tendie Suprise.”
by Chris is pitted November 25, 2018
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X: I don't know what's going on. Carmen went berserk when I tried to kiss her this morning.
Y: Don't worry, she's usually tidig in the mornings.
Y: Don't worry, she's usually tidig in the mornings.
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Person 1: "Stop messaging me, im tending to the slow cooker."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Jacking off"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Jacking off"
by gazza222 November 7, 2020
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Me: This pandemic really sucks. Will it ever end?
Him: Plus its so confusing. Wear your mask - but also they don't help. There's 10 p.m. that there is a misdemeanor if you get caught driving - but will they enforce it?
Me: Look at what bars are doing - you take your mask off once you sit down - that's helpful
Him: Plus there is so much that is open one day - closed the next. This county is red and this county is purple but last week it was different - you can't keep up with all the news and restrictions.
Me: Its totally fucking tedious chaos.
Him: Plus its so confusing. Wear your mask - but also they don't help. There's 10 p.m. that there is a misdemeanor if you get caught driving - but will they enforce it?
Me: Look at what bars are doing - you take your mask off once you sit down - that's helpful
Him: Plus there is so much that is open one day - closed the next. This county is red and this county is purple but last week it was different - you can't keep up with all the news and restrictions.
Me: Its totally fucking tedious chaos.
by Siouxsie Supertramp December 13, 2020
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