technified

To take a simple task and overly describe it unnecessarily.

Me: Sorry I haven't talked to you in a week, I've been experiencing existential malaise, as in, the Miry Bog .
Her: So you're depressed, why get all technified ?

by Corndog59 March 9, 2018

Technician Elvis

An engineer that only appears to put on a show with special lighting and equipment.

However if everything is not to their liking the king turns into a queen and they go back to there trailer for another 3 months before coming back to put on another show.

Hey is technician Elvis in tonight?

Nah the cleaners moved his keyboard so he's took a massive shit fit and went home again.

by The Tired Engineer October 3, 2018

Techin

A black kid who likes to eat curry

That little Techin is at curry shop

by Techin brown October 24, 2023

Jedi technique

It means "Multi-tasking.."

Try the Jedi technique - known as 'multi-tasking' :)

by Jun Xue April 1, 2008

Poop technician

derogitory term for a homosexual man

That guys a real poop technician

by Stuart Mackie May 27, 2008

Pencil technique

The pencil technique is a method to get out of a painful situation such as being in the middle of an exam or third wheeling.

Step 1: Carefully insert a pencil into each nostril.

Step 2: Begin to slam head into table/wall until desired outcome has been achieved.

Fuck this math test bro! I'll use the pencil technique to get out of this one...

by Addisj July 21, 2016

Tri-County Regional Vocational Technical High School

A school where every kid is either extremely right-wing or they're in the medical shop, if you don't share the same general opinions as other kids in your shop then congrats you're getting bullied. If you find a teacher who isn't sick of the students then they're probably sick of the shitty faculty members who can't communicate with anyone on anything unless it's in the form of either a poorly made pdf file or getting everyone in one room to talk for way too long.

Person 1: The name "Tri-County Regional Vocational Technical High School" is honestly way too long

Person 2: bro just call it "Tri"

by TabsTheGreat January 10, 2021