Enhanced Billy Goat Techniques

The act of tying someone up, with a billy goat suspended on a platform with grate openings, to either be milked of its semen or fed to shit on the person tied down.

An operator called goatman uses enhanced billy goat techniques to get information out of his neighbor.

by TheDankWolf1995 September 16, 2025

caterpillar technique

When you stick it in her soft and wiggle until it gets hard

“Bro me and girl tried the caterpillar technique last night”

by That1Aussie December 28, 2021

Manzano Technique (Guitar)

The Manzano Technique is a recently popularized technique in the 2020s that involves powerchords and bending. It is used often in rock songs.

Matthew: I heard the Manzano Technique (Guitar) is more popular now.
Diego: I heard it in a couple songs too!

by should’ve gotten a plain pie February 15, 2022

the giyuu technique

Another name for depressive masturbation

“You didn’t bring anyone home last night?”

“No, I used the giyuu technique instead”

“Fucking loser”

by Jashin-sama March 19, 2023

Reverse Rizz Technique

Rizzing someone up with an insult and then a compliment to make them like you more than if you just gave a compliment

Jerry: "Yo Tom, What's Reverse Rizz Technique?"
Tom: Watch This, "Hey girl you lowkey look like your got rbf"
Girl 1: "What?"
Tom: "Nah I'm just playing, I like your fit though."
Girl 1: "Thanks! You're kinda cute what's your insta?"
Jerry: (In Disbelief)

by Sealed Dev January 31, 2024

Illegal Building Technique

When You Build Legos The Wrong Way And The Cops Get Called On You.

Me. Oh Fuck… I Didn’t Know That Was Illegal. I Am So Screwed

L.C.P.D. Sir Your Under Arrest For Illegal Building Techniques. Get In The Car Now!!! You Have The Right To Remain Silent!!!

by L.C.P.D October 21, 2022

Technique

"If it's a 'Technique' it's a lie... And one of the techniques I use is *blank* but it's 'true' when I do it." Dr. Jordan Peterson

Hym "If it's a 'Technique' it's a lie.... Unless you're the one using the technique then it's not. Fantastic. It's funny that that's how 'the structure of reality' works. Using techniques makes you a liar... But then you accidentally outline a technique that YOU USE.... And then you give yourself a caveat because I was correct. There's always a caveat. YOU are never the bad guy. You're never a liar. Because when you lie it's not a lie. When I tell the truth... It isn't the truth. Ha! Hahaha! It's hilarious! You just don't survive in a place where everyone isn't retards you can swindle. That's why the recession into solipsism. Put up a fence around your little retard farm and then siphon off as much resources as you can... Die... Give it to your kids... So they don't have to to work as hard as everyone else. You sell hard work (in abstraction) to people... So you and your kids can work less hard. That's the entire game.

by Hym Iam February 23, 2024