Teaugan

A Teaugan is a perfect boy. He is smart, athletic, handsome, hilarious, and absolutely charming. He will have a lot of friends and makes everyone feel loved. Teaugan knows how to make someone's day just by smiling at them with his crooked smirk. His smile lights up the room and gives you butterflies. He is often the life of the party and everyone wants to be around him. Although Teaugans have kind hearts, they have a hard time opening up to people. Instead, they will use jokes to lighten the mood. Teaugans make great friends. Everyone needs one of him.

Alice: What's your type?

McKinleigh: Teaugan

by Lovliest Girl 2 June 20, 2013

tanushie

An trash can who thinks there hated but are loved by many

I feel like tanushie right now

by Smore family November 29, 2016

Teague Drotar

A stupid gay dumb lesbian who smells like dead fertilizer and makes me nauseous constantly because he’s so gross

Alex Grado: Dude stop acting gay
Weird guy: never!
Alex Grado: Your such a Teague drotar!

by Fat igga mark April 18, 2019

ninja teacup roll

When a woman or man has an orifice pumped full of semen and then manages to stealthily roll out of bed without spilling a single drop of seed on either the bed or floor during the trip to the bathroom to deposit said semen in the toilet.

I banged her rotten then she ninja teacup rolled her ass to the bathroom without spilling a drop of my immaculate seed!

by allison's giant bush December 8, 2013

Shit in a teacup

A lesser known saying that is essentially used when you're emitting an extremely emotional response to something. This could be anger/surprise/humour.

1. Oh wow!!! I just found out my BOYFRIEND is pregnant.. WTF I just shat in a teacup

2. Hidee: Hi mate what are you up to today?
Shawn: Just chillin with my homes
Hidee: Cool
Shawn: Oh did you watch Seinfield the other day, I did find it fairly humerous
Hidee: OMFG YES IT WAS FUNNY. I was watching it and I just did a shit in a teacup!!

3. Peter: oops wrong hole sorry I swear I didnt mean it
Sally: OMFG YOU SICKO. I just did a shit in a teacup

by Wozzgalaxy March 27, 2011

teacumming

teabagging someone then cumming in there eyes/nose or ear depending on the penis.

Jan: Last night at the party Josh got teacummed.
Jon: I love it when teacumming happens

by AsIf YouGetMe May 10, 2009

teani

Teani is a unique shorten/different name that comes after the name tehani, teani means a tall, skinny ,athletic, funny, creative, Beautiful, one of a kind girl, not lots of girls have this name in the mainlands this name is most heard of in hawaii.

Teani is a one of a kind girl.

by lolllipops June 5, 2016