The United tax is when clubs inflate football player valuations by 60-70% when Manchester United register an interest, because they know how easy it is to rinse ManU for everything they've got.
"Harry Maguire would be worth £30m if it wasn't for the United tax, but Leicster are demanding £90m"
by ElMondo1629 July 31, 2019
Get the The United taxmug. (Noun) the money spent on gifts or treats for one's significant other, in order to show devotion to said significant other.
Also may refer to the money spent in the efforts to begin a relationship with a prospective partner.
May be abbreviated to RT or R-Tax
Also may refer to the money spent in the efforts to begin a relationship with a prospective partner.
May be abbreviated to RT or R-Tax
e.g.
1. "He'll suffer tonnes of relationship tax with a girl like that."
2. "She paid a lot of relationship tax buying him that car."
1. "He'll suffer tonnes of relationship tax with a girl like that."
2. "She paid a lot of relationship tax buying him that car."
by Kyzer_13 July 15, 2009
Get the Relationship Taxmug. by PsycleMD November 27, 2012
Get the Bacon Taxmug. Sarah: "There's a lottery to win a big house! Tickets are only £13.50!"
Matt: "Moron tax dude. You have more chance of being struck by lightning."
"Extended warranty?? How can I lose?!" - Homer Simpson with a crayon up his nose
Matt: "Moron tax dude. You have more chance of being struck by lightning."
"Extended warranty?? How can I lose?!" - Homer Simpson with a crayon up his nose
by Lurch Landcome August 9, 2018
Get the moron taxmug. If i start making 10% more, it'll be in higher tax bracket and bring home the same amount so fuck it.
by E0h!E September 28, 2017
Get the Tax bracketmug. Scene tax is any extra cost tacked onto the price of a product as a direct result of the product's reputation or "Scene", rather than redeeming qualities or actual worth. Most commonly seen in hipster fashion, guitar and bass amplifiers and many other instances, some styles are "revived" and sold at a high price when the exact same product would be worth much less and is potentially much cheaper elsewhere.
1. Guy 1: Yeah, I got this shirt at General Pants for $75!
Guy 2: Wow... you know I found that exact shirt around the corner for $5? I guess that's the price you pay at a place that thrives on scene tax.
2. Guy 1: I'm looking to get a Sunn Model T bass amp. They're fairly pricey. What do?
Guy 2: Don't think there is anything particularly special about the Model T, but I've not used one. Unltralinear output stage, probably a fairly standard tone stack at a guess. The price is scene tax.
Guy 2: Wow... you know I found that exact shirt around the corner for $5? I guess that's the price you pay at a place that thrives on scene tax.
2. Guy 1: I'm looking to get a Sunn Model T bass amp. They're fairly pricey. What do?
Guy 2: Don't think there is anything particularly special about the Model T, but I've not used one. Unltralinear output stage, probably a fairly standard tone stack at a guess. The price is scene tax.
by borntohula May 9, 2012
Get the Scene Taxmug. The portion of the goods or services acquired or earned by children that can be claimed by their parent(s).
Child: Dad, look at all the candy I got for Halloween!
Dad: Cool. Give me your peanut butter cups.
Child: What? Why?
Dad: Parental tax.
Dad: Cool. Give me your peanut butter cups.
Child: What? Why?
Dad: Parental tax.
by Riconator October 30, 2010
Get the parental taxmug.