danny tanner

Feces. The fecal matter deposited after taking a shit.

"Jesus, did someone just shit?"
"Yep! Danny Tanner came to visit me."

"Christ, was Danny Tanner here? Did you check the baby's diaper?"

"Wow, did you just drop off Danny Tanner or something? Go light a match, dude!"

by Jason Thompson April 24, 2007

Tanner-Tale

When limp wristed Tanners tattle on people for hurting their delicate, snowflake feelings.

Jeff: "Hey, that shirt looks dumb."

Tanner: "Hey, Jeff called me a retard!"

Jeff's Boss: "I don't care. Don't be a Tanner-Tale!"

by DKcaz December 17, 2017

Tanner Malone

Basically John McClane in Soace. An absolute feral boy when put into a corner. A real rapscallion

I gotta study for the Test! I don’t want to end up like Tanner Malone

by Alfygonzales December 5, 2021

Spanish Tanner

When you bust a nut

“Yeah he was just sitting there and pulled a Spanish Tanner”

by anonymous September 10, 2020

tanner golden

A very awkward guy that can make any situation into a even more awkward situation. He knows a lot about computers but doesn't know how to talk to a girl still at the age of 16.

Dang thats a Tanner Golden when i see one

by DementedLion November 24, 2016

tanner pickens

A Tanner Pickens is the most awesome person you will ever meet. He is the funniest, coolest, most popular, nicest, amazing, fit, sexy guy you know. Everybody loves a Tanner Pickens.

David: Man that knew guy looks like he could be a tanner Pickens.

by Handlepseudonymbeastmodeawsauc July 28, 2014

Tanner's Bucket

A psychological state in which physical stimulation of the genitals can never be satisfactory - usually due to an increase in sexual activity.

Man, Greg has been going to see his lady an awful lot lately, I think he's developing a Tanner's Bucket Complex

by 🆑🆎🆘 May 7, 2020