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tasman powers

a dic with no friends. he sucks at any music hi triesto play. he has the smallest penis in the world. he sucks at all sports. he is an ugly FUCK. his hiar looks like shit. he is inlove with renee. he thinks that he has friends but every body just bags him. he is the bigest tool in the world. he dos really wird movements. tries to pic up chicks but sucks at it. they all think he is ugly. his dreem is to do it with 5 guys at the one time.
"i am tasman and i wont to fuck a sheep"
by spiro3 May 2, 2005
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Tazmanian Cluster Fuck

When something is fucked up all to be damn.
That meeting yesterday was nothing but a Tazmanian Cluster Fuck.
by cattle55 April 8, 2003
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Tasmania

An island country south of Australia.
Where are you from?
Tasmania
Cool! Where is Tasmania on the world map?
South of Australia
by H4V3ANlCED4Y August 25, 2011
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tallman

a gross girl who thinks she can wear clothes two sizes to small and get ugly tattoos and think they are hott
katie is a tallman
by heather plude April 28, 2004
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tasman

2)Any person who takes as much pride in their red hair as Daniel Magil
by Mittens August 7, 2003
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Tasmaniac

A Tasmaniac is a psycho resident of the small island state of Australia known as Tasmania. Tasmaniacs basically hit first and ask questions later.

Very few Tasmanians can qualify as a Tasmaniac as most inhabitants are more bark then bite.
Tasmaniacs take shit from no body and are extremely fun and daring. Most are born in Tasmania.
by Sydnian Bitch August 4, 2009
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Tasmania

1. An island off the southern coast of Victoria
2. A shithole
3. A place that we should sell to China
4. Australia's future nuclear testing ground
5. Long form of "Tassie"
Person 1 "Oi where the fucks Tassie again mate?"
Person 2 "Ya fuckin dickhead, its south of Victoria"

Person 1"Oi wanna go to Tassie?"
Person 2 "Why the fuck would I go there? It's just a hole in the ground"

Xi Jinping(Chinese Dictator (please don't kill me China)) "Would you rike to serr Tasmana to great Peepers Repubric of China"
Aussie Government "No mate, fuck off"
Australian People "YES YA FUCKIN DICKHEADS"

2050: Atomic Testy Dude 1 "So where setting this off in Tassie right?"
Atomic Testy Dude 2 "Yeah mate"
Atomic Testy Dude 1 "But aren't there people there?"
Atomic Testy Dude 2 "Tasmanian's aren't people"
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