Table Toucher

When someone is so fat there stomach actually touches the table in sitting at a booth in a restaurant.
Mike: I can't fit in this booth and I'm spilling food on me.

Leanna: well your so fat your stomach touching the table. Your a table toucher.
by Lvannienwenhove December 05, 2010
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Table Cakes

An order of pancakes by an individual with the intention of consumption by the entire party. A glue-guy brunch move.
I’ll have the breakfast burrito for myself and some table cakes for the boys. What do you mean you don’t know what table cakes are? Check urban dictionary.
by Grobin Tingras August 29, 2019
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Table fluff

To prop ones assets upon a table or surface in order to receive certain wants and needs. Typically in the context of an Instagram photograph.
Guy 1
Man look at those girls taking a selfie.

Guy 2

Fuck yeah man look at the way shes using that table fluff.
by Aaron St Martin August 13, 2018
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Jump at the table

Jump at the table,This means not giving someone five seconds to collect their thoughts, you are so obsessed with talking to them it’s like they are carrying your dick in their back pocket
Dude what’s up with him jumping her at the table?”Jump at the table
by Captain haha March 02, 2020
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The kid's table

When you are fully grown adult and becomes talked down to, and/or excluded from activities, tasks, etc, especially from superiors such as parents/family members, coworkers, bosses, friends, and so forth. Usually seen in terms of condescending and/or sarcasm. Examples are names such as bud, buddy, or pal when you really have no communication on the outside. Somewhat like a kids table at a dinner or party where children are set aside from adult conversations and matters.
Guy 1: Dude, I am so ready to fucking leave that job. I keep getting put at the kid's table and treated like a child.
Guy 2: Why do you say that?
Guy 1: Everytime I mess up on something, They don't explain to me what I'm doing wrong, fix it themselves, walk off and put me on some dumb janitorial task. They have all these dumb inside jokes and keep me in the dark about everything. I think its time to find a new job.
Guy 2: Do what you need to bro.
by riddlecker July 23, 2016
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Turnt-table

To be extra turnt
Dude we are too turnt-table.
by Baib April 08, 2015
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Idiotic table

like the periodic table but with a list of names commonly given to idiots
by Brikota June 12, 2018
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