portuguese twist

after a sexual you pull out the wet penis and wring it out, similar to a wet towell

After I fucked Amanda, she gave me a Portuguese twist to help clean me out.

by Ron Carter May 23, 2016

Butt Twist

The impression your rear end or ''butt'' leaves behind when you stand up from being in a seated position on a bed fitted with loose sheets, or a soft couch. It's the disturbance of the fabric of which you were previously seated whether it be a bunching of the sheets in a ''twist-like'' manner, or a simple butt imprint.

1) Person 1: Gets off bed after sitting on it for an extended period of time.
Person 2: Points at the bed, "YO, check out this kid's butt twist!"
2) A paranormal show, like ghost hunters:
"Is there anyone one in this room?"
Takes out infrared cam
"I can tell by the butt twist on that cushioned chair that there is a presence in this room besides myself."

by bbkate_r August 15, 2012

Dick Twist

Mostly used to cheer someone on in a fight. For example in an MMA Fight. Is also commonly used as an inside joke.

"Grab his dick and twist it, you twist that dick! Twist his dick! Good O'l Dick Twist!" - A guy in the crowd cheering for a fighter at an MMA fight.

by Accailyn November 2, 2021

twisted rake

When a woman's legs are wrapped (facing up) around a man's crotchal region, but her upper body is turned so that she scrapes the carpet with her teeth.

Man 1: I used a variation of the twisted rake on her where she was raking her drunk friend's carpet. Then she raked her drunk friend's anus, and thus, the moonraker was born.

Man 2: I have no response for that.

by Stu6969 May 2, 2014

filipino twist

The Filipino twist originates in Lancaster, PA, where two men with feet on the floor, twist backwards into a backbridge, then the a girl jerks off both men while doing a splits. The girls legs are then in between both men’s legs. First one to nut yells, Filipino!

Yo Brandon, let’s do the Filipino twist with Caroline!

by LancasterLofts November 13, 2020

Twisted Salazar

During the act of pleauring her man orally, a woman slides several feet of ethernet cable up the man's ass. This gives him great pleasure - mostly because he feels that he is still logged onto the internet.

Come on baby, you know I can't get off unless you hook me up with the TS.

by Executive Intern August 2, 2003

Plot twist

A term used by 14-year-olds in comment sections in order to receive internet points that they wouldn't be able to obtain otherwise due to their unfunny nature.

*A Youtube video shows two guys playing a game of table tennis, during which one of them notices that the noise of their playing at one point resembled the beginning of the Super Mario Bros. theme song.*

14-year-old commenter with over 5k likes : "Plot twist: The other guy doesn't even know what Mario is."

by anonymously irritated July 19, 2020