The Trojan Horse

A very special drink that you can order at any bar in the U.S. (drink with roofies to have a good time)

Hey bob can I have your drink The Trojan Horse for my friend over here, they need a good time!

by anonymous January 20, 2023

Trojan Whores

Women who let their guards down and allow a horse - sized cock to penetrate their walls only to suffer the consequences of taking a "gift horse in the mouth" ... or anywhere else!

Trojan Whores love their wild stallions, but they quickly realize that they aren't "stable."

by Arnie Grape April 8, 2022

Reverse Trojan Horse

When a government, nation, or business will act as a temporary safe haven for a person or group who are in a disfavored position. The nation will wait for as many of the assets of the said person/group to be obtained in the period of acting as a safe haven as possibe, and will then pose regulations or laws that stop and seize assets in the organization.

Did you hear the Russian oligarchs fell for the reverse Trojan horse in the Maldives? All their yachts were taken.

by ByAirBySeaYeet March 13, 2022

Trojan

Casually sneaking into college lectures you do not belong in without getting noticed.

I trojanned into Psychology before evening lecture.

by Fapstasy May 10, 2016

Trojan Unicorn

A person who is invited to be part of an established couple that is polyamorous and who is believed by the couple to be their unicorn (the mythical person who will complete a throuple), but who has ulterior motives to break up the couple and who is actually a home wrecker.

We thought we found the perfect person but she is a Trojan unicorn and stole my husband.

by Mateo_Harveez August 17, 2021

Trojaned

Being trojaned is where you think your pretty sober and then you wake up the next day to all of your friends telling you you have done dumb shit.

'I have no idea what I done last night man, I was trojaned'

by Jack_in_a_box May 17, 2012

Trojan

The opposite of a 'battler'. Someone who consistently succeeds in their pursuits, often achieving the highest with the least difficulty.

Friend 1: "Omg, I feel like such a Trojan, I got her number!"
Friend 2: "Wow, you have so much aura, I'm a battler for fumbling so hard"

by BattlingByson March 26, 2025