2 definitions by Mateo_Harveez

Trojan Unicorn

A person who is invited to be part of an established couple that is polyamorous and who is believed by the couple to be their unicorn (the mythical person who will complete a throuple), but who has ulterior motives to break up the couple and who is actually a home wrecker.

We thought we found the perfect person but she is a Trojan unicorn and stole my husband.

by Mateo_Harveez August 18, 2021

crocowaddle

The mating strut of the fully aroused crocoduck, observed most often when approaching Kirk Cameron.

Man, I totally started to crocowaddle around the room after watching Revive Us.

Look at that dude crocowaddling over to that fine lady.

by Mateo_Harveez July 8, 2017