Tootenitus

A person who lives life tooting his own horn, yet never interested in those whom they're surrounded.

Harold suffered an acute case of tootenitus as he lived life boasting to all of his material possessions and all his personal accomplishments, yet never inquiring with other's of themselves.

by Dboliner March 23, 2008

tootenanny

It’s like a hootenanny but with toots.

You’re such a tootenanny
Wanna go to the tootenanny?
I’m such a tootenanny

by Tootenanny December 9, 2021

tootnist

to be the best thing ever

"He was the best darn tootnisist cook I've ever known"

by Anonymous March 27, 2003

Totenmode

quietly positioning oneself into a position of advantage like moving in behind a door, around a corner, or ahead of a known route.

I'm going Totenmode!

by Totengraber April 23, 2008

Tooterific

Absolutely yes! Affirmative! Very!

Hans is tooterifically homosexual when it comes to looking at monster dongs!

by Mr Muggles April 17, 2010

tootanami

The wave of flatugenic noxious fumes that is inescapable, no matter your intended escape route.

The tootanami decimated my friends' nasal cavities, in spite of a quick exit down the hall, away from the noxious wave lurking under my comforter.

by jaylove2 June 19, 2011

Tootsen

A nickname for somebody who stinks, or smells really bad

Guy 1:ewwww do you smell that?
Guy 2 yeah i think its coming from that guy over there
Guy 1: hey TOOTSEN get some deoderant or something, you stink!

by The great stinker March 17, 2013