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too much junk in the trunk

An ass that is too fat; a rump that is too plump; being too big in the butt.
Robin would be pretty hot except that she has too much junk in the trunk.
by PMax April 13, 2008
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Too pooped to Pope

When the Pope must tender his resignation and can no longer perform his prescribed duties because of old age, Catholic Church and Priests indiscretions and lots of inappropriate fondling.
Pope Benedict XVI is too pooped to Pope and is therefore resigning, apparently due to his age, frailty and stress from an over abundance of Catholic Church hanky panky.
by stanwich February 11, 2013
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too funny

Term used by office monkeys that are afraid to express themselves when reacting to a humorous statement or something downright hilarious -- most likely to be seen in email replies.
Joe pissed his pants on the e-mail John sent out but when replying to all he only said 'too funny'. WTF?!

Jane: LOL!! Did you see how bad Barry fucked up the marketing report?
Bob: Too funny
Jane: ...
by b_rappa October 2, 2007
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Too fast for love

Easily the most underrated Motley Crue album out there
Dude, Vince Neil’s voice is so high pitched in Too Fast for Love! How is it possible?
by AsheIsALoser1 November 1, 2018
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Too Fat Bowl Syndrome

Too Fat Bowl Syndrome (TFBS) is a condition that plagues stoners across the nation. TFBS occurs when one is packing a device used for smoking marijuana with marijuana and over packs or stuffs the bowl to the point that no suction occurs. Many have hypothesized the reason that TFBS occurs. The prevailing theory is that because marijuana makes you tired, therefore lazy, you lazily pack the bowl and pack it so tightly that it is sealed. Another theory is that marijuana users will pack bowls so large that they last many rotations, eliminating the need to move, also because of the laziness caused by marijuana. No one wants to keep packing bowls. These two theories coincide and are generally analogous to each other. However recently, a rogue theory has come about that some people just like fat bowls. While all the theories may have some truths to them, only one thing is certain about TFBS: it is an epidemic, and there is no solution. It will never stop.
Stoner 1: I've never seen a bowl this fat! You definitely have Too Fat Bowl Syndrome.
Stoner 2: DUDE, THIS BOWL IS TOO FAT! Your TFBS is acting up.
Stoner 3: Whats a nigga to do?
Stoner 4: What you need to do is puff puff pass bitch.
by Weed Smokers United January 15, 2008
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Too hip to function.

If someone is 'too hip to function' it means they think they are so cool they somehow have to show this off in every oppourtunity. They are 'too hip' to function like a normal person.
Why does he always wear sunglasses at night?

Guy: He can't take them off 'cos he's "too hip to function."
by bLUEJSK January 17, 2011
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TOO BAD, ITS WALUIGI TIME!

by SBtorms April 19, 2018
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