tofu

(taboo) an offensive word used to describe a heterosexual man

All tofus are the same: squishy, unattractive and taste bad.
What's the tofu doing in a gay bar?

by PantheraTigrisTigris June 8, 2014

toffa

A guy with a BIG penis!

Girl says: I met this guy - he was such a toffa. I could hardly walk the next day!

Boy says: If only I was a toffa. I would get all the girls.

by Christopher Bornman January 10, 2008

Toff

Someone like my good self living in Kensington, frequenting Chelsea and Soho. Public schoolboy, rather well to do, with decent manners. Our women can be described as a little "ok-yar".

"Hugo, lets go shoot some grouse"

by Tarquin Xavier-Maximus October 28, 2003

TOFA

Short for "too old for Abercrombie." Used to refer to someone wearing blatant Abercrombie & Fitch clothing that is over the age of 30.

He's hot and has a great bod -- too bad he's a TOFA.

by Juliexxx July 25, 2004

Tofuhead

A hard core fan of music that is licenced by Tofu Records.
Jpop/Jrock fan.

Based of the Term Deadhead

As Bob look at the Jpop CDs he had, he couldn't help but think that he had become a Tofuhead.

by ????^_^???? October 7, 2006

toful

pronounced toe fool
A flamboyant vegetarian, one who doesn't stop at simply placing an order for a menu item, but insists upon analyzing and discussing (loudly) various health food options, vegan alternatives, etc., all in an effort to impress those around him/her with his vast storehouse of knowledge on the subject

Dude- shut up and order! No one cares how much you know about sprouts! You're acting like a complete toful.

by Ankle Rub July 3, 2008

Toffing off

The act of masturbating to cheltenham highlights/ the boat race on BBC 1.

"Ooh, University Challenge!"
-"I need some alone time" (comences toffing off)

by Her_Ladyship April 23, 2010