A penis so large it involves having to use two hands to hold it/masturbate that also slaps the thigh while naked.
Also called a DFTS.
Also called a DFTS.
Damn dog, women must run when you bust out that double fisted thigh slapper you keep hidden away.
Jeff walks funny due to his double fisted thigh slapper hanging low.
Jeff walks funny due to his double fisted thigh slapper hanging low.
by DoubleFistedThighSlapper January 29, 2019
Get the Double fisted thigh slapper mug.Formally know as "pate pokerian sartorial musclia", the common nomenclature of poker thigh is more widely used. This horrendous muscle strain is inflicted upon the upper thigh region, usually stemming from a pronated reaching or stretching maneuver across a table, whereby the patient wins a large mountain of chips playing poker (as God intended) and upon reaching too far forward with his ill gotten gains, pulls a muscle in his upper thigh. The secondary diagnosis is found to be a girlish yelp, somewhat reminiscent of a horny panda, which then leads to a frantic, almost spastic, hopping action to rid ones body of the karmic pain inflicted upon them for their evil ways on the poker table.
The only known remedy is constant reminders of the incident, which usually result in a side effect of uncontrollable laughter from those who are told the story as it occurred.
The only known remedy is constant reminders of the incident, which usually result in a side effect of uncontrollable laughter from those who are told the story as it occurred.
"This guy at the table was acting all cocky, until he got won that hand and got struck with Poker Thigh."
by Poker Buddies July 22, 2007
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The space between a woman’s thighs just below the sweet spot that allows you to see through a her legs while she is standing still. Normally only found on women who works out and wears the correct pants. Yoga pants and certain types of jeans are the preferred attire of these specially endowed women.
Scott: I was at the gym yesterday and this girl had the perfect inner thigh gap, I could see Tim benching on the other side of gym. I waved at him and he waved back.
Jim: No shit! That’s incredible.
Scott: I know, she could stand in front of my TV during the game and I would not miss a play, and she was sporting a most impressive camel toe.
Jim: I am going to gym with you tomorrow.
Jim: No shit! That’s incredible.
Scott: I know, she could stand in front of my TV during the game and I would not miss a play, and she was sporting a most impressive camel toe.
Jim: I am going to gym with you tomorrow.
by Dave Lickersnach January 6, 2015
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