Meat Tornado

The act of spinning around while penetrating another person's rectum utilizing a system of ropes and pulleys.

I went home with him and he had a crazy setup. There were ropes and pulleys all around the room. He gave me a meat tornado!

by $1nn3d December 18, 2011

Pink Tornado

During a girls period, drain her period blood into a container. Then the male is put head first into the toilet, with his feet in the air, getting his cock sucked while she poors the period blood over his face.

I was dateing this punk chick until she decided it was time for a pink tornado.

by Xantheli May 8, 2006

Tornado Kick

A Tornado Kick is pretty much a controlled chaos. it is a martial arts kick (TaeKwonDo) in which the artist turns 360 degrees and delivers a crushing blow to the opponents head.

guy who thinks hes tough: Hey dude wanna fight?

TaeKwonDo artist: No thats ok. i dont like fighting.

tough guy: *takes a swing at him*

TaeKwonDO: *blocks punch and knocks him on his ass by a tornado kick*

tough guy:*struggles to his feet, spits out some blood and teeth, and walks away crying to his mommy*

by IrritatedPsycho February 14, 2009

TORNADO FACE

An extremely unattractive person, someone who looks like thier face was caught in a twister and barely survived.

Oh my god! That girl is jocking me, but no way! Did you check out her mug? tornado face, for real!

by Brittany T April 15, 2008

tornado thursday

Tornado Thursday is when multiple friends like and comment on every post in a social network to annoy a single user with mass amounts of notifications at one time.

3 friends: On Tornado Thursday, Nick, Duane and Billy like and comment using the hash tag #TornadoThursday on a friend named Josh Maint's wall. Josh Maint then gets hit with a ton of notifications and his posts show up in other people's news feed again (commonly known as a bump).

Note: Bonus points if you like all the old comments in the post as you effectively hit every user who has commented on said users posts in the past.

by Hole May 31, 2015

Creamy tornado

When you ejaculate while spinning your penis around

"I gave my girlfriend a creamy tornado last night. She loved it!"

by Doggy_huan November 3, 2018

The Kansas Tornado

When you Insert your penis into a blender, and hope it feels good

Denis performed The Kansas Tornado, and is now bleeding profusely, out of his cock

by Mr.CockBlender December 30, 2022