Thread Killer

A “thread killer” is a member of a group text who sends a comment so wheels off that the other members cease conversation.

Rage replied to a text thread with:

“My b-hole is hairy...I don't shave it, so when explosive shit comes at 120 mph, it's like a Brazilian wax”

Rage is a thread killer

by Ffbking February 3, 2022

thread ender

A person so witty, funny and sarcastic that they can end a facebook thread with a few keystrokes because the person who posted, those who have previously commented and anyone else who views the thread knows that they cannot say anything that will be funnier, wittier or more sarcastic than that said by the thread ender. And to do so would surely be comedy suicide as the thread ender would then come back with an even funnier, wittier and more sarcastic reply.

POSTER - Posts a meme of UK Prime Minster David Cameron sitting on a couch with open body language (legs open, right arm touching face and left arm stretched over couch top) with the punchline 'Feeling horny? Me too'

poster adds his own line 'New Government plans: when you try to search for porn using Google, your computer will be forced to open this in a pop up window'

like . comment . unfollow post . share

10 people like this

REPLYER 1 - Surely this is encouragement. Camerfluff?

REPLYER 2 - That

REPLYER 2 - That's really horrible and I don't want to see that sort of image on my computer.

REPLYER 3 - *set as desktop background*

REPLYER 4 - Eewww.

REPLYER 5 - Congratulations at my first LOL since 2009.

THREAD ENDER - Happy days! my usual search is 'cameron creampie cumshot'

EVERYONE ELSE - silence......

by macdaddie79 August 31, 2013

Thread Count

The number of followers you have on Threads

I like to keep my Thread Count low, there's too many people I've had to mute.

by dynamic_glyph July 9, 2023

Threads

An app made by Meta, built into Instagram, designed like Twitter, and is killing Twitter.

Musk & Zuckerberg = Fight

I read some pretty cool Threads today, notice how I didn’t say Tweets.. shit!

by 4uffin July 7, 2023

Polish Threads

An effeminate article of clothing worn by a straight man who can pull off wearing it without looking gay.

•The name is derived from the floral costumes Polish men are often seen wearing on holidays.
•One need not necessarily proclaim a " no homo " when recognising any Polish Threads as fire, fly, or sweet, etc.
•One may own more than one piece of Polish Threads, but if he really into it, then he kinda sus

•Polish Threads are in no way gay, and are supportive of the fact that men can wear and appreciate stereotypically "effeminate" things without in any way damaging their masculinity.
•Hawaiian shirts do not count as Polish Threads

Person 1: Damn, them some sweet Polish Threads!

Person 2: Thanks! I appreciate your lack of ignorance regarding the depth and complexity of male expression possible through clothing!

by moinstavich May 21, 2019

thread being

anyone who posts to a thread; especially perpetually

"I want to thank all of you fellow thread beings for posting in this thread."

by LivingDog July 29, 2007

Threads

A social media microblogging platform by Instagram.

Have you tried Threads?

by tbk-i-win June 19, 2025