The hottest man alive, can put any woman (and man) to bed. Loves gay chameleon midgets farting in each others faces while eating dog shit. His balls are as strong as the rocks head (also has blue balls).
Chick 1: have you seen thai tong, he said he would shit on my face tonight.
Chick 2: IKR, he can put any woman to bed like a hot daddy.
Dude 1: And men???
Chick 2: shut up justin suck my dick.
Dude 1: wait WHAT THE FUCK ?!?!?
Chick 2:*shows justin her dick*
Dude 1: nice cock nigga
Chick 2: IKR, he can put any woman to bed like a hot daddy.
Dude 1: And men???
Chick 2: shut up justin suck my dick.
Dude 1: wait WHAT THE FUCK ?!?!?
Chick 2:*shows justin her dick*
Dude 1: nice cock nigga
by phoenix is a simp October 18, 2021
Get the Thai Tongmug. When you ask someone what the capital of Thailand is, and they say they don't know, so you tell them it's Bangkok and then you hit them in the dick so hard there's blood.
by MAKEOUTHILL666 January 30, 2018
Get the Thai Hellomug. A Thai Lee is nomally a middle aged English man who travels to Thailand for the sole purpose of having sex with young lady boys. He will nomally travel alone and try to hide the reason for his visit.
by bigbummer1 January 7, 2024
Get the thai leemug. When you need to get cum out of a girls vagina so you don’t get her pregnant. Using any means necessary.
by Sicem bears August 4, 2020
Get the Thai Cave rescuemug. Thai or ALvin
THAI and his two DING DONG'S, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum ( ALI 🐼 and MILES MULTANI) tried to seduce a individual at the HOLIDAY INN in Waterloo. They even went as far as bringing props along with hired actors LOL. The one big give away was the Waterbottle/ Flask that ALI 🐼 and the one ( hooker/ actor) used to luer the individual into the washroom in the hotel. ALI 🐼 and the hooker went in the washroom and started making noises with the use of the flask like a gagging or pukeing sound but the individual didn't proceed and just entertained it like the induvidual didn't know what was going on but in reality knew the whole thing was a set up. MILES MULTANI had a great time slapping ( actor # 2 - Mandy's A$$ and making comments on her MUFFF, didn't look like she shaved for months but MILES MULTANI didn't mind as he wore her Jean Jacket and was modeling for her with his shirt off and in his gitch. MILES MULTANI looks big on the screen because the whole thing is on video 📹 😳. Television does put on pounds LOL
MILES MULTANI, you have a family in Woodstock and kids so what are you doing running around town
slapping asses with ALI 🐼 ?
MILES MULTANI, the 📹 Video of you and the two hookers along with your boyfriend ALI 🐼 is a classic. We added music to it and made multiple copies LOL 😆 😂 😄 🤣 👍🏽 it looks like a mini softcore PORN MOVIE from the 80's especially with Mandy's MUFF that you were drooling 🤤 😋 over.
The cab 🚖 was a dead giveaway LOL
THAI and his two DING DONG'S, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum ( ALI 🐼 and MILES MULTANI) tried to seduce a individual at the HOLIDAY INN in Waterloo. They even went as far as bringing props along with hired actors LOL. The one big give away was the Waterbottle/ Flask that ALI 🐼 and the one ( hooker/ actor) used to luer the individual into the washroom in the hotel. ALI 🐼 and the hooker went in the washroom and started making noises with the use of the flask like a gagging or pukeing sound but the individual didn't proceed and just entertained it like the induvidual didn't know what was going on but in reality knew the whole thing was a set up. MILES MULTANI had a great time slapping ( actor # 2 - Mandy's A$$ and making comments on her MUFFF, didn't look like she shaved for months but MILES MULTANI didn't mind as he wore her Jean Jacket and was modeling for her with his shirt off and in his gitch. MILES MULTANI looks big on the screen because the whole thing is on video 📹 😳. Television does put on pounds LOL
MILES MULTANI, you have a family in Woodstock and kids so what are you doing running around town
slapping asses with ALI 🐼 ?
MILES MULTANI, the 📹 Video of you and the two hookers along with your boyfriend ALI 🐼 is a classic. We added music to it and made multiple copies LOL 😆 😂 😄 🤣 👍🏽 it looks like a mini softcore PORN MOVIE from the 80's especially with Mandy's MUFF that you were drooling 🤤 😋 over.
The cab 🚖 was a dead giveaway LOL
THAI ALVIN THAI LIM
THAI : guys, WTF happened that night ?
MILES MULTANI: shut the FAK up and give me a Thai snowman .
ALI : Thai, heard you have a Thai Whistle
THAI : FUCK you ALI 🐼!! I'm going to make you drink my Thai Coma since you two DING DONG didn't do a good enough job and seduce the induvidual .
ALI 🐼: Fuck you Thai, you are a TRICK !!
Trick of the Thai
MILES MULTANI : Guys stop arguing!! THAI , I want Thai Foreplay right now!
THAI : MILES MULTANI you dumb FUCk! since you blew the cover with the Waterbottle/ Flask I'm going to take a SHIT in it then you will stick your dick in it as I compress the bottle to show you how to make the noise then I will watch you FUCK ALI 🐼 up his ASS!
ALI 🐼 : MILES, go easy if you can because I had Thai-arrhea this morning so my poop 💩 chute is extremely sore and elongated.
MILES MULTANI: I will LOVE you forever ALI🐼, I'm soo glad we are neighbors in Woodstock and my wife doesn't mind one bit.
THAI: MILES, you have Thai Hang
MILES MULTANI: fuck you thai time
THAI : guys, WTF happened that night ?
MILES MULTANI: shut the FAK up and give me a Thai snowman .
ALI : Thai, heard you have a Thai Whistle
THAI : FUCK you ALI 🐼!! I'm going to make you drink my Thai Coma since you two DING DONG didn't do a good enough job and seduce the induvidual .
ALI 🐼: Fuck you Thai, you are a TRICK !!
Trick of the Thai
MILES MULTANI : Guys stop arguing!! THAI , I want Thai Foreplay right now!
THAI : MILES MULTANI you dumb FUCk! since you blew the cover with the Waterbottle/ Flask I'm going to take a SHIT in it then you will stick your dick in it as I compress the bottle to show you how to make the noise then I will watch you FUCK ALI 🐼 up his ASS!
ALI 🐼 : MILES, go easy if you can because I had Thai-arrhea this morning so my poop 💩 chute is extremely sore and elongated.
MILES MULTANI: I will LOVE you forever ALI🐼, I'm soo glad we are neighbors in Woodstock and my wife doesn't mind one bit.
THAI: MILES, you have Thai Hang
MILES MULTANI: fuck you thai time
by THAI 💩 February 18, 2025
Get the Thai Limmug. THAI ALVIN THAI LIM
He also goes by Thai Tong because he has blue balls but his SCLERA part of his eyes are yellow and going GREEN because he has a Thai Dick Slug in his system.
He also goes by Thai Tong because he has blue balls but his SCLERA part of his eyes are yellow and going GREEN because he has a Thai Dick Slug in his system.
THAI ALVIN THAI LIM
MIKE BOUGART: yo RYAN what's up with THAI'S eyes lately?
RYAN: THAI is one of the 20 cases in humans. He has the Dick slug that was transmitted to him by his boyfriend from BARRIE ONT.
MIKE BOUGART: yOooooo WTF !
Has anyone contacted KATRINA, HANAHA and the one employee from TOYOTA in Woodstock because pretry sure he was doinking her as well.
RYAN: I heard in BARRIE when he had his RUB & TUG he would perform the thai hot pot while everyone would have the Thai soup 🍜 PHO.
MIKE BOUGART: Makes sense, so he has contaminated a lot of towns with his virus by sleeping around with MEN & WOMEN?
RYAN : I just hope he didn't try anything on me while I was sleeping ? 😟
MIKE BOUGART: yo RYAN what's up with THAI'S eyes lately?
RYAN: THAI is one of the 20 cases in humans. He has the Dick slug that was transmitted to him by his boyfriend from BARRIE ONT.
MIKE BOUGART: yOooooo WTF !
Has anyone contacted KATRINA, HANAHA and the one employee from TOYOTA in Woodstock because pretry sure he was doinking her as well.
RYAN: I heard in BARRIE when he had his RUB & TUG he would perform the thai hot pot while everyone would have the Thai soup 🍜 PHO.
MIKE BOUGART: Makes sense, so he has contaminated a lot of towns with his virus by sleeping around with MEN & WOMEN?
RYAN : I just hope he didn't try anything on me while I was sleeping ? 😟
by THAI 💩 February 16, 2025
Get the THAI ALVIN THAI LIMmug. ALVIN THAI LIM
OR
THAI
Thai is in the industry of doing 💅 NAILs and getting BOTOX injected into him self so does that make him GAY or BISEXUAL? At the salon he performs Thai furry nuts when he's really furious with his top lip curled up. At the end of the day at the salon he uses the left over wax and busts a thai hot pot for his VIP clients like ALI 🐼 and MILES MULTANI.
OR
THAI
Thai is in the industry of doing 💅 NAILs and getting BOTOX injected into him self so does that make him GAY or BISEXUAL? At the salon he performs Thai furry nuts when he's really furious with his top lip curled up. At the end of the day at the salon he uses the left over wax and busts a thai hot pot for his VIP clients like ALI 🐼 and MILES MULTANI.
THAI ALVIN THAI LIM
THAI: MILES, Thai handshake ?
MILES MULTANI: yes please !
THAI: ALI 🐼, you good ?
ALI 🐼: after your done with MILES can I put in a special request for a
Thai coconut ?
THAI: for sure I can, as long as your SHIT is runny and muddy I can offer you a Spicy Thai as well.
ALI🐼 : I love you ALVIN THAI LIM, I want to eat your A$$ THAI 👅🌶
THAI: MILES, Thai handshake ?
MILES MULTANI: yes please !
THAI: ALI 🐼, you good ?
ALI 🐼: after your done with MILES can I put in a special request for a
Thai coconut ?
THAI: for sure I can, as long as your SHIT is runny and muddy I can offer you a Spicy Thai as well.
ALI🐼 : I love you ALVIN THAI LIM, I want to eat your A$$ THAI 👅🌶
by THAI 💩 February 18, 2025
Get the Thaimug.