Tesla

A very fast moving and efficient turd, that passes with no sound whatsoever

Not when I've had loads of drink - it slips out like a Tesla

by OvalRoadBellends July 27, 2017

temple

Normally a religious term, the word temple comes from the Latin word templum. It can mean...

1. n. A place used for worship, usually during ancient times. However, it is often the name for where Hindu, Buddhist, Zoroastrian, Shinto, and Sikh religions practice.

2. n. The region on the head behind the eyes, near the temporal bone.

3. n. Several cities in the United States are named Temple, in states including Georgia, Maine, Michigan, New Hampshire, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania and Texas.

4. n. One of two buildings in Jerusalem that is at the center of Jewish faith.

1. I went to the temple with my Buddhist friend the other day. It was strange.

2. A person often rubs their temples when they have a headache.

3. We're going to drive over to Temple next weekend, you in?

4. I heard Tommy had gone to Jerusalem to visit The Temple.

by StabbyBaby January 14, 2008

Vag Temple

A shrine of a certain female celebrity or any hot woman in particular created by a loser who will never get any pussy as long as that celebrity or woman lives.

"So did you see James Prince's vag temple of his girlfriend?"

"Yeah, he'll never get any of that shit."

"Agreed."

by Pablo Montoya December 6, 2006

stone temple pilots

Ancient priests who use magic to fly gigantic stone pyramids around the earth. A crew of 6 pilots each pyramid, two to fly it and the other four are bombardiers. They most often conduct air raids on remote regions of Holland and California.

The stone temple pilots are coming! Air raid, lights out, total bwack out!

by Goat man September 1, 2008

Utopia Temple

Totally badass site with helpful tools to play the popular math-and-text based game Utopia. Also has a killer forum to waste your time in inbetween hour changes for obsessed Utopia players.

Tanek: Dude, i totally suXors to this leet elf/mage l33t Catcher.
Catcher: Yo, fool - use your UT attack calc next time you want to suicide your ass at me or I'll blow you away with massive FB's x22 with MS and storms out of spite!

by Greg Cole March 17, 2005

Tesla Coil

*cont* They cannot get as big as DRSSTCs can. DRSSTCs are fucking dangerous but cool at the same time. These ones you NEED a faraday suit to touch the arcs or you will die. These things can be HUGE. They are very hard to build because both the primary and secondary coils have to be in resonance with each other. It is a committed build, because it is very expensive to build and even more expensive to buy. Never buy them. Always build them. It's cheaper that way. I spent about 200 dollars total on my SGTC, and for a smaller one online, it costs about 1200 dollars. DRSSTCs cost around 1000 dollars for a big one... to build from scratch. VTTCs are what it says... it has vacuum tubes. Vacuum tubes are archaic transistors. Transistors boost current. VTTCs are slightly more complicated than SSTCs, and their arcs are completely safe to touch. The arcs are still HOT though, but I'm talking electrically. HFSSTCs are high frequency, so they are also safe to touch to an extent. In all of these, I still suggest NOT touching the arcs at all, unless you have a desktop model of an SSTC. Those ones apparently "feel like how a 9V feels like on your tongue." That is the basics on Tesla Coils. Oh and also... Nikola Tesla invented it (DERP no duh). I forgot to mention. They can be over a million volts and various currents, and powered by multiple types of transformers.

I am going to go play with a million volts in my garage now using my tesla coil.

by Fractal-Pterodactyl December 27, 2011

temple of boom

where all stoners go and smoke in peace access will be denied if u got no bud

flo "hay man let go to the temple of boom"
matt "ya man lets get fanny eyed"

by flo and matt productions December 15, 2008